Chris Distefano
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Yes, and everyone talks about the front of David, but you know, you've been there. When you walk around the back of David, I mean, this man has a wagon. I mean, what an ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What an ass. If that would have had a tattoo of a butterfly on one of the ass cheeks, I would have fucked it in the Uffizi.
Yes, and everyone talks about the front of David, but you know, you've been there. When you walk around the back of David, I mean, this man has a wagon. I mean, what an ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What an ass. If that would have had a tattoo of a butterfly on one of the ass cheeks, I would have fucked it in the Uffizi.
Yes, and everyone talks about the front of David, but you know, you've been there. When you walk around the back of David, I mean, this man has a wagon. I mean, what an ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What an ass. If that would have had a tattoo of a butterfly on one of the ass cheeks, I would have fucked it in the Uffizi.
I just went to Florence. I literally went to Florence for three days and came right home. Oh, there. This is my friend Don DePetta. Do you know Don, Bert? Of course I do. Yeah, that's Don.
I just went to Florence. I literally went to Florence for three days and came right home. Oh, there. This is my friend Don DePetta. Do you know Don, Bert? Of course I do. Yeah, that's Don.
I just went to Florence. I literally went to Florence for three days and came right home. Oh, there. This is my friend Don DePetta. Do you know Don, Bert? Of course I do. Yeah, that's Don.
He's got a fresh haircut.
He's got a fresh haircut.
He's got a fresh haircut.
That's it, dude. So you just went to Florence? I just went to Florence. We literally... Here's the mistake we made, and here's a little PSA. I'm sure you know this. You travel so much. We left New York at 4.30 p.m. on the flight, and we flew to Paris and then transferred to... Florence, do not take the 4.30 p.m.
That's it, dude. So you just went to Florence? I just went to Florence. We literally... Here's the mistake we made, and here's a little PSA. I'm sure you know this. You travel so much. We left New York at 4.30 p.m. on the flight, and we flew to Paris and then transferred to... Florence, do not take the 4.30 p.m.
That's it, dude. So you just went to Florence? I just went to Florence. We literally... Here's the mistake we made, and here's a little PSA. I'm sure you know this. You travel so much. We left New York at 4.30 p.m. on the flight, and we flew to Paris and then transferred to... Florence, do not take the 4.30 p.m.
flight when you're going to Europe because when you start to get tired at normal times, 10 p.m., 10.30, you're landing in Europe and it's 6 o'clock in the morning or 5 o'clock in the morning. And the jet lag, I've never experienced it like that in my life that it almost like ruined our trip because we couldn't – we were missing dinner reservations. We were missing –
flight when you're going to Europe because when you start to get tired at normal times, 10 p.m., 10.30, you're landing in Europe and it's 6 o'clock in the morning or 5 o'clock in the morning. And the jet lag, I've never experienced it like that in my life that it almost like ruined our trip because we couldn't – we were missing dinner reservations. We were missing –
flight when you're going to Europe because when you start to get tired at normal times, 10 p.m., 10.30, you're landing in Europe and it's 6 o'clock in the morning or 5 o'clock in the morning. And the jet lag, I've never experienced it like that in my life that it almost like ruined our trip because we couldn't – we were missing dinner reservations. We were missing –
you know, uh, uh, museum reservations. You got it. The move is either just sacrifice a day and leave at eight o'clock in the morning and fly the whole day. So your body's in regulation or take the 10 30 PM flight and get there at noon. So at least you sleep.
you know, uh, uh, museum reservations. You got it. The move is either just sacrifice a day and leave at eight o'clock in the morning and fly the whole day. So your body's in regulation or take the 10 30 PM flight and get there at noon. So at least you sleep.
you know, uh, uh, museum reservations. You got it. The move is either just sacrifice a day and leave at eight o'clock in the morning and fly the whole day. So your body's in regulation or take the 10 30 PM flight and get there at noon. So at least you sleep.
Well, see, this is what I wanted to bring up, too.
Well, see, this is what I wanted to bring up, too.