Chris Distefano
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Yeah, you're probably not. Well, you can. By the way, it's not going to stop at one. No. It's probably going to be two, three. I mean, you could use it as a place to cheat on your wife with.
Yeah, you're probably not. Well, you can. By the way, it's not going to stop at one. No. It's probably going to be two, three. I mean, you could use it as a place to cheat on your wife with.
Take it somewhere nice. Take it like a Candlewood Suites or something nice.
Take it somewhere nice. Take it like a Candlewood Suites or something nice.
Take it somewhere nice. Take it like a Candlewood Suites or something nice.
How about this? Sorry to cut you off because you just made me think of it. Two weeks ago, I had to take my little daughter right to the doctor because my nine-year-old daughter, the cup that we use for the salt for the ice, she filled it up with water and gave it to my fucking daughter. She had to drink all the rock salt. But it's fine, though. But it actually doesn't do anything to you.
How about this? Sorry to cut you off because you just made me think of it. Two weeks ago, I had to take my little daughter right to the doctor because my nine-year-old daughter, the cup that we use for the salt for the ice, she filled it up with water and gave it to my fucking daughter. She had to drink all the rock salt. But it's fine, though. But it actually doesn't do anything to you.
How about this? Sorry to cut you off because you just made me think of it. Two weeks ago, I had to take my little daughter right to the doctor because my nine-year-old daughter, the cup that we use for the salt for the ice, she filled it up with water and gave it to my fucking daughter. She had to drink all the rock salt. But it's fine, though. But it actually doesn't do anything to you.
So if the kid's at home, I mean, you should go to the doctor. But the doctor said it's actually not that big of a deal. It's good to know.
So if the kid's at home, I mean, you should go to the doctor. But the doctor said it's actually not that big of a deal. It's good to know.
So if the kid's at home, I mean, you should go to the doctor. But the doctor said it's actually not that big of a deal. It's good to know.
He's like, you know, people that got stuff in the front of the house, next thing you know, they got fucking goats. They're throwing on wigs, making believe they're transsexuals. That's it.
He's like, you know, people that got stuff in the front of the house, next thing you know, they got fucking goats. They're throwing on wigs, making believe they're transsexuals. That's it.
He's like, you know, people that got stuff in the front of the house, next thing you know, they got fucking goats. They're throwing on wigs, making believe they're transsexuals. That's it.
I didn't pull the right permits for that. A above-ground pool on the side of the house? The side that has a nice neighborhood. You almost never see that. That's rough.
I didn't pull the right permits for that. A above-ground pool on the side of the house? The side that has a nice neighborhood. You almost never see that. That's rough.
I didn't pull the right permits for that. A above-ground pool on the side of the house? The side that has a nice neighborhood. You almost never see that. That's rough.
Your property tax goes up. I looked at a house in Dobbs Ferry, New York. Really nice area. I looked at a house, and the house was cheap. Right? And they said, oh, this house has got a very cool feature, believe it or not. It's got an in-ground pool. It's got an indoor pool. I like that. I said, what the fuck? An indoor pool at that price? There it is. There it is. Sorry about that.
Your property tax goes up. I looked at a house in Dobbs Ferry, New York. Really nice area. I looked at a house, and the house was cheap. Right? And they said, oh, this house has got a very cool feature, believe it or not. It's got an in-ground pool. It's got an indoor pool. I like that. I said, what the fuck? An indoor pool at that price? There it is. There it is. Sorry about that.
Your property tax goes up. I looked at a house in Dobbs Ferry, New York. Really nice area. I looked at a house, and the house was cheap. Right? And they said, oh, this house has got a very cool feature, believe it or not. It's got an in-ground pool. It's got an indoor pool. I like that. I said, what the fuck? An indoor pool at that price? There it is. There it is. Sorry about that.