Chris Distefano

I did an indoor pool. I said, wow, unbelievable. Looking at this, I'm saying, you know, obviously you don't need something like that. That's probably like a hazard for the kids. But, you know, I'm starting to say, man, well, what an awesome thing. Jump in a pool in the morning. Like this is a house. If the price was so low that it was getting people look. And then I said, what's the catch?

I did an indoor pool. I said, wow, unbelievable. Looking at this, I'm saying, you know, obviously you don't need something like that. That's probably like a hazard for the kids. But, you know, I'm starting to say, man, well, what an awesome thing. Jump in a pool in the morning. Like this is a house. If the price was so low that it was getting people look. And then I said, what's the catch?

I did an indoor pool. I said, wow, unbelievable. Looking at this, I'm saying, you know, obviously you don't need something like that. That's probably like a hazard for the kids. But, you know, I'm starting to say, man, well, what an awesome thing. Jump in a pool in the morning. Like this is a house. If the price was so low that it was getting people look. And then I said, what's the catch?

It goes, well, it's not a catch. It's just because it's an indoor pool, the taxes went up a little bit. And I said, okay, so yeah, so the tax goes, yeah, it's a little bit higher. I said, what is it? He said $88,000. Holy shit. A year? A year. I said, excuse me? He said it's $88,000. I said, why? He said, because you got the indoor pool.

It goes, well, it's not a catch. It's just because it's an indoor pool, the taxes went up a little bit. And I said, okay, so yeah, so the tax goes, yeah, it's a little bit higher. I said, what is it? He said $88,000. Holy shit. A year? A year. I said, excuse me? He said it's $88,000. I said, why? He said, because you got the indoor pool.

It goes, well, it's not a catch. It's just because it's an indoor pool, the taxes went up a little bit. And I said, okay, so yeah, so the tax goes, yeah, it's a little bit higher. I said, what is it? He said $88,000. Holy shit. A year? A year. I said, excuse me? He said it's $88,000. I said, why? He said, because you got the indoor pool.

Yes. Holy shit. So that's where you start. So obviously that's why the price of the house was so low. And then as soon as they tell you the truth, everybody just goes the other way. Obviously that makes sense now because you can't have a high-priced house and taxes like that for normal people. What if you drain it and make it a little skate park? That's what I said.

Yes. Holy shit. So that's where you start. So obviously that's why the price of the house was so low. And then as soon as they tell you the truth, everybody just goes the other way. Obviously that makes sense now because you can't have a high-priced house and taxes like that for normal people. What if you drain it and make it a little skate park? That's what I said.

Yes. Holy shit. So that's where you start. So obviously that's why the price of the house was so low. And then as soon as they tell you the truth, everybody just goes the other way. Obviously that makes sense now because you can't have a high-priced house and taxes like that for normal people. What if you drain it and make it a little skate park? That's what I said.

I said could there be a fucking – A ball pit. What if I take it out and it's not an in-ground pool? I'm going to make it a podcast studio. And he said, you have to talk to the city, the town, and all that. I was like, I'm not doing any of that. But the pools cause a big tax thing.

I said could there be a fucking – A ball pit. What if I take it out and it's not an in-ground pool? I'm going to make it a podcast studio. And he said, you have to talk to the city, the town, and all that. I was like, I'm not doing any of that. But the pools cause a big tax thing.

I said could there be a fucking – A ball pit. What if I take it out and it's not an in-ground pool? I'm going to make it a podcast studio. And he said, you have to talk to the city, the town, and all that. I was like, I'm not doing any of that. But the pools cause a big tax thing.

Yeah, he said like a guy from the 60s who was a music producer in the 60s. It was like an old school, vintage kind of house.

Yeah, he said like a guy from the 60s who was a music producer in the 60s. It was like an old school, vintage kind of house.

Yeah, he said like a guy from the 60s who was a music producer in the 60s. It was like an old school, vintage kind of house.

Even if I could afford it, I would never want an indoor pool in my house. I don't want that. Yeah.

Even if I could afford it, I would never want an indoor pool in my house. I don't want that. Yeah.

Even if I could afford it, I would never want an indoor pool in my house. I don't want that. Yeah.

Or just put it in the front yard. And salt water pool. My friend who's a doctor came over when I was living on Staten Island. We were living on Staten Island. I had everyone over in the house. We made it a salt. That's another thing we did. We converted from chlorine to salt water and then salted it.

Or just put it in the front yard. And salt water pool. My friend who's a doctor came over when I was living on Staten Island. We were living on Staten Island. I had everyone over in the house. We made it a salt. That's another thing we did. We converted from chlorine to salt water and then salted it.