Chris Distefano

Let's see if tuna's good. Come on, tuna. Tuna's a 90 out of 100, folks. Fuck yeah, Storkist. Fuck yeah, Storkist. Absolutely. Promo code Storkist.

Let's see if tuna's good. Come on, tuna. Tuna's a 90 out of 100, folks. Fuck yeah, Storkist. Fuck yeah, Storkist. Absolutely. Promo code Storkist.

I'm so glad you guys are here. Tito Coconut Mix, 17 out of 100, folks. See you fucking later. Get the fuck out. Here, let's do raisins. Everyone's favorite American treat. Let's see fucking raisins. If they didn't have a barcode. This doesn't even have a fucking barcode. Get it out of here. Oh, edamame. The Japanese are healthy. Let's see what the Japanese are doing. Unless it was war work.

I'm so glad you guys are here. Tito Coconut Mix, 17 out of 100, folks. See you fucking later. Get the fuck out. Here, let's do raisins. Everyone's favorite American treat. Let's see fucking raisins. If they didn't have a barcode. This doesn't even have a fucking barcode. Get it out of here. Oh, edamame. The Japanese are healthy. Let's see what the Japanese are doing. Unless it was war work.

I'm so glad you guys are here. Tito Coconut Mix, 17 out of 100, folks. See you fucking later. Get the fuck out. Here, let's do raisins. Everyone's favorite American treat. Let's see fucking raisins. If they didn't have a barcode. This doesn't even have a fucking barcode. Get it out of here. Oh, edamame. The Japanese are healthy. Let's see what the Japanese are doing. Unless it was war work.

Exactly. Japanese, 51 out of 100. It's not bad. 50 and over, and it's good. It says good. It's green. But, dude, can you believe that?

Exactly. Japanese, 51 out of 100. It's not bad. 50 and over, and it's good. It says good. It's green. But, dude, can you believe that?

Exactly. Japanese, 51 out of 100. It's not bad. 50 and over, and it's good. It says good. It's green. But, dude, can you believe that?

I won't read it out.

I won't read it out.

I won't read it out.

Liquid Death, 100 out of 100, folks. Fuck yeah, let's go. Drink your Liquid Death. It's mountain. Yeah, it's mountain water. It's still drinking water.

Liquid Death, 100 out of 100, folks. Fuck yeah, let's go. Drink your Liquid Death. It's mountain. Yeah, it's mountain water. It's still drinking water.

Liquid Death, 100 out of 100, folks. Fuck yeah, let's go. Drink your Liquid Death. It's mountain. Yeah, it's mountain water. It's still drinking water.

Dude, you get the Yuka app, and I'm telling you, but the only thing, don't scan alcohol. You don't want to see the alcohol. As a matter of fact, when you scan the alcohol, it just says, you know what you're doing. That's what it does. It goes, you know what you're doing, and it won't give you a score. For real. Swear to God.

Dude, you get the Yuka app, and I'm telling you, but the only thing, don't scan alcohol. You don't want to see the alcohol. As a matter of fact, when you scan the alcohol, it just says, you know what you're doing. That's what it does. It goes, you know what you're doing, and it won't give you a score. For real. Swear to God.

Dude, you get the Yuka app, and I'm telling you, but the only thing, don't scan alcohol. You don't want to see the alcohol. As a matter of fact, when you scan the alcohol, it just says, you know what you're doing. That's what it does. It goes, you know what you're doing, and it won't give you a score. For real. Swear to God.

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