Chris Distefano

Dude, the additives are fucking crazy. The sodium's through. Now, I'm saying all this, but also I will tell you, full disclosure, I ate a toasted blueberry muffin with butter on the way here. And there was no barcode, so I couldn't scan it, so I just threw that puppy back. But this has calcium carbonate. This has all these things linked to cancer, linked to heart disease.

Let me just give you a recommendation, though. You know what's a better one? You ready for this? You think these protein ones are good? What they're suggesting you eat are the Harvest Frito-Lay chips. Those are 51 out of 100. Because they have no, because they're all about the, like they.

Let me just give you a recommendation, though. You know what's a better one? You ready for this? You think these protein ones are good? What they're suggesting you eat are the Harvest Frito-Lay chips. Those are 51 out of 100. Because they have no, because they're all about the, like they.

Let me just give you a recommendation, though. You know what's a better one? You ready for this? You think these protein ones are good? What they're suggesting you eat are the Harvest Frito-Lay chips. Those are 51 out of 100. Because they have no, because they're all about the, like they.

And that's what causes problems. Because the calories and you can burn all that shit off.

And that's what causes problems. Because the calories and you can burn all that shit off.

And that's what causes problems. Because the calories and you can burn all that shit off.

Nerds will be good. Nerds will be healthy. Let's see what nerds are. I guarantee you if nerds even gets one point, I'd be shocked. Nerds is four out of 100. I mean, get these the fuck out of here.

Nerds will be good. Nerds will be healthy. Let's see what nerds are. I guarantee you if nerds even gets one point, I'd be shocked. Nerds is four out of 100. I mean, get these the fuck out of here.

Nerds will be good. Nerds will be healthy. Let's see what nerds are. I guarantee you if nerds even gets one point, I'd be shocked. Nerds is four out of 100. I mean, get these the fuck out of here.

Not bad, but it's got 10 additives. These six of them are high risk that are directly linked to cancer.

Not bad, but it's got 10 additives. These six of them are high risk that are directly linked to cancer.

Not bad, but it's got 10 additives. These six of them are high risk that are directly linked to cancer.

This is a 15 out of 100. Jesus Christ! This is a 15 out of 100.

This is a 15 out of 100. Jesus Christ! This is a 15 out of 100.

This is a 15 out of 100. Jesus Christ! This is a 15 out of 100.

No, let's see light. Come on, tuna fish.

No, let's see light. Come on, tuna fish.

No, let's see light. Come on, tuna fish.

Let's see if tuna's good. Come on, tuna. Tuna's a 90 out of 100, folks. Fuck yeah, Storkist. Fuck yeah, Storkist. Absolutely. Promo code Storkist.