Chris Distefano

No, no, no. But, but I knew it. No, but see, but, but then there's other things like, like a protein bar. I was just at the, at the coffee fix bagel store in LA yesterday. And I went to go get a protein bar with, with my egg sandwich. And I scanned one protein bar, one flavor, the same protein bar. I scanned one flavor. It got a 30 out of a hundred and the other flavor got an 80 out of a hundred.

No, no, no. But, but I knew it. No, but see, but, but then there's other things like, like a protein bar. I was just at the, at the coffee fix bagel store in LA yesterday. And I went to go get a protein bar with, with my egg sandwich. And I scanned one protein bar, one flavor, the same protein bar. I scanned one flavor. It got a 30 out of a hundred and the other flavor got an 80 out of a hundred.

No, no, no. But, but I knew it. No, but see, but, but then there's other things like, like a protein bar. I was just at the, at the coffee fix bagel store in LA yesterday. And I went to go get a protein bar with, with my egg sandwich. And I scanned one protein bar, one flavor, the same protein bar. I scanned one flavor. It got a 30 out of a hundred and the other flavor got an 80 out of a hundred.

Let's bring it in. Oh, shit.

Let's bring it in. Oh, shit.

Let's bring it in. Oh, shit.

I scanned her. She's good. She's 100 out of 100. Easy cheese. Here we go. Cheese whiz. Oh, my God. A two out of 100. Holy shit. Easy cheese pasteurized. Two out of 100. Additives. Five additives. Too high risk. Oh, my God. Look at these fucking sodium phosphate.

I scanned her. She's good. She's 100 out of 100. Easy cheese. Here we go. Cheese whiz. Oh, my God. A two out of 100. Holy shit. Easy cheese pasteurized. Two out of 100. Additives. Five additives. Too high risk. Oh, my God. Look at these fucking sodium phosphate.

I scanned her. She's good. She's 100 out of 100. Easy cheese. Here we go. Cheese whiz. Oh, my God. A two out of 100. Holy shit. Easy cheese pasteurized. Two out of 100. Additives. Five additives. Too high risk. Oh, my God. Look at these fucking sodium phosphate.

This additive contains phosphorus, a minimal whose current intake exceeds recommendations, have a harmful effect on the kidneys and increased risk of cardiovascular disease. Calcium phosphates could be present in nanoparticles, increased cardiovascular kidneys. I mean, so this one's fucking out.

This additive contains phosphorus, a minimal whose current intake exceeds recommendations, have a harmful effect on the kidneys and increased risk of cardiovascular disease. Calcium phosphates could be present in nanoparticles, increased cardiovascular kidneys. I mean, so this one's fucking out.

This additive contains phosphorus, a minimal whose current intake exceeds recommendations, have a harmful effect on the kidneys and increased risk of cardiovascular disease. Calcium phosphates could be present in nanoparticles, increased cardiovascular kidneys. I mean, so this one's fucking out.

Amazing. It was so good. I guarantee you, I haven't been home, but I guarantee you that was my three-year-old's exact lunch. But dude, so what I like about the UCAP is they give recommendations. So this cheese whiz can go fuck itself, but then we got what's better. You ready for this? Yeah. How about this? You want a cheese? I'll tell you what cheese.

Amazing. It was so good. I guarantee you, I haven't been home, but I guarantee you that was my three-year-old's exact lunch. But dude, so what I like about the UCAP is they give recommendations. So this cheese whiz can go fuck itself, but then we got what's better. You ready for this? Yeah. How about this? You want a cheese? I'll tell you what cheese.

Amazing. It was so good. I guarantee you, I haven't been home, but I guarantee you that was my three-year-old's exact lunch. But dude, so what I like about the UCAP is they give recommendations. So this cheese whiz can go fuck itself, but then we got what's better. You ready for this? Yeah. How about this? You want a cheese? I'll tell you what cheese.

Get the organic pasta four cheese from organics. 82 out of a hundo. And that's got no additives. All right. Yeah. Let's get which one. Which one do you think is possibly going to be good? Which one out of these do you think is healthy? Quest. Quest. Here we go. Let's fucking see. 16 out of 100. So bad. Dude, let me tell you something.

Get the organic pasta four cheese from organics. 82 out of a hundo. And that's got no additives. All right. Yeah. Let's get which one. Which one do you think is possibly going to be good? Which one out of these do you think is healthy? Quest. Quest. Here we go. Let's fucking see. 16 out of 100. So bad. Dude, let me tell you something.

Get the organic pasta four cheese from organics. 82 out of a hundo. And that's got no additives. All right. Yeah. Let's get which one. Which one do you think is possibly going to be good? Which one out of these do you think is healthy? Quest. Quest. Here we go. Let's fucking see. 16 out of 100. So bad. Dude, let me tell you something.

Dude, the additives are fucking crazy. The sodium's through. Now, I'm saying all this, but also I will tell you, full disclosure, I ate a toasted blueberry muffin with butter on the way here. And there was no barcode, so I couldn't scan it, so I just threw that puppy back. But this has calcium carbonate. This has all these things linked to cancer, linked to heart disease.

Dude, the additives are fucking crazy. The sodium's through. Now, I'm saying all this, but also I will tell you, full disclosure, I ate a toasted blueberry muffin with butter on the way here. And there was no barcode, so I couldn't scan it, so I just threw that puppy back. But this has calcium carbonate. This has all these things linked to cancer, linked to heart disease.