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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. By the way, I remembered why I brought up colonoscopies because of the milk. I'm sorry. Keep going. Alcohol consumption, what scientists think is alcohol consumption on the rise is causing colon cancer and milk consumption on the low. People are drinking less milk because they think calcium fights against colon cancer and alcohol.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. By the way, I remembered why I brought up colonoscopies because of the milk. I'm sorry. Keep going. Alcohol consumption, what scientists think is alcohol consumption on the rise is causing colon cancer and milk consumption on the low. People are drinking less milk because they think calcium fights against colon cancer and alcohol.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

fights for it alcohol is team colon cancer is it one of the doctors they fucking they fucks with colon cancer i always thought so we so we do they can they tell what causes cancer they they they well listen most likely the reason colon cancer is on the rise because of the additives in the food you know that yuca app dude this app dude go get the yuca app you start scanning shit

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

fights for it alcohol is team colon cancer is it one of the doctors they fucking they fucks with colon cancer i always thought so we so we do they can they tell what causes cancer they they they well listen most likely the reason colon cancer is on the rise because of the additives in the food you know that yuca app dude this app dude go get the yuca app you start scanning shit

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

fights for it alcohol is team colon cancer is it one of the doctors they fucking they fucks with colon cancer i always thought so we so we do they can they tell what causes cancer they they they well listen most likely the reason colon cancer is on the rise because of the additives in the food you know that yuca app dude this app dude go get the yuca app you start scanning shit

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you have, like, food here? You have, like, packaged food? Yeah. Bring me a package of some fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you have, like, food here? You have, like, packaged food? Yeah. Bring me a package of some fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do you have, like, food here? You have, like, packaged food? Yeah. Bring me a package of some fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes, I have the Yuca app. Just bring me up some packaged food. We're going to start scanning shit, and you're going to start to be horrified at what's in the food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes, I have the Yuca app. Just bring me up some packaged food. We're going to start scanning shit, and you're going to start to be horrified at what's in the food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes, I have the Yuca app. Just bring me up some packaged food. We're going to start scanning shit, and you're going to start to be horrified at what's in the food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes, bring those in. Nothing that's a sponsor. Yes, exactly. Leave Liquid Death in the fucking case. Yes, Liquid Death should be good, and anything I've scanned on HelloFresh is amazing. Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes, bring those in. Nothing that's a sponsor. Yes, exactly. Leave Liquid Death in the fucking case. Yes, Liquid Death should be good, and anything I've scanned on HelloFresh is amazing. Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yes, bring those in. Nothing that's a sponsor. Yes, exactly. Leave Liquid Death in the fucking case. Yes, Liquid Death should be good, and anything I've scanned on HelloFresh is amazing. Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Well, dude, I just did a podcast before, and if they're a sponsor, edit this out, but they was all sponsored by Celsius. I scanned that Celsius, and UKAP told me hell fucking no. For real? They said Celsius is like a 20 out of 100. So wait, what's Yuka? So Yuka, the app, Y-U-K, Yuka, is an app that my girl got, my family, my wife, she's like, we got to start scanning our fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Well, dude, I just did a podcast before, and if they're a sponsor, edit this out, but they was all sponsored by Celsius. I scanned that Celsius, and UKAP told me hell fucking no. For real? They said Celsius is like a 20 out of 100. So wait, what's Yuka? So Yuka, the app, Y-U-K, Yuka, is an app that my girl got, my family, my wife, she's like, we got to start scanning our fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Well, dude, I just did a podcast before, and if they're a sponsor, edit this out, but they was all sponsored by Celsius. I scanned that Celsius, and UKAP told me hell fucking no. For real? They said Celsius is like a 20 out of 100. So wait, what's Yuka? So Yuka, the app, Y-U-K, Yuka, is an app that my girl got, my family, my wife, she's like, we got to start scanning our fucking food.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yep. So we got the Yuka app and she starts scanning shit. And like, for example, you scan Entenmann's donuts, which I know donuts are not healthy. Everybody knows that. But when you scan Entenmann's donuts, a possible score, like spinach gets 100 out of 100. Entenmann's gets a zero out of 100 with 10 additives in there that all cause cancer. The redder the additive, the more it causes cancer.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yep. So we got the Yuka app and she starts scanning shit. And like, for example, you scan Entenmann's donuts, which I know donuts are not healthy. Everybody knows that. But when you scan Entenmann's donuts, a possible score, like spinach gets 100 out of 100. Entenmann's gets a zero out of 100 with 10 additives in there that all cause cancer. The redder the additive, the more it causes cancer.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yep. So we got the Yuka app and she starts scanning shit. And like, for example, you scan Entenmann's donuts, which I know donuts are not healthy. Everybody knows that. But when you scan Entenmann's donuts, a possible score, like spinach gets 100 out of 100. Entenmann's gets a zero out of 100 with 10 additives in there that all cause cancer. The redder the additive, the more it causes cancer.