Chris Distefano

And so he said, this is not my expertise. But...

Well, the thing is I'm calling him a friend, but I didn't even know him that well. I had his number because I booked him on ZocDoc a couple of weeks before. And he said, okay. He said, it's not my expertise. He said, but I would agree with you that it does look questionable. Because I said to the doctor, I said, is this a questionable shit?

Well, the thing is I'm calling him a friend, but I didn't even know him that well. I had his number because I booked him on ZocDoc a couple of weeks before. And he said, okay. He said, it's not my expertise. He said, but I would agree with you that it does look questionable. Because I said to the doctor, I said, is this a questionable shit?

Well, the thing is I'm calling him a friend, but I didn't even know him that well. I had his number because I booked him on ZocDoc a couple of weeks before. And he said, okay. He said, it's not my expertise. He said, but I would agree with you that it does look questionable. Because I said to the doctor, I said, is this a questionable shit?

Right away. And and he said, it does look questionable. So I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist and I said, you know, showed him the pic. And he said, look, I don't know if that's a filter. It could be it could be just the lighting. I really don't know. He goes, but.

Right away. And and he said, it does look questionable. So I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist and I said, you know, showed him the pic. And he said, look, I don't know if that's a filter. It could be it could be just the lighting. I really don't know. He goes, but.

Right away. And and he said, it does look questionable. So I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist and I said, you know, showed him the pic. And he said, look, I don't know if that's a filter. It could be it could be just the lighting. I really don't know. He goes, but.

Like you were posting it on Instagram? Yeah, like it was a snap. Is this Seba? Back in my Snapchat days. Is this Lowepro2? Is this Paris? So he says, let's take a look. Let's take a look. And I said, great. So we do it. And then I wake up and he's like, you know what? I'm happy that we took a look. You would have been fine, but you did have two polyps.

Like you were posting it on Instagram? Yeah, like it was a snap. Is this Seba? Back in my Snapchat days. Is this Lowepro2? Is this Paris? So he says, let's take a look. Let's take a look. And I said, great. So we do it. And then I wake up and he's like, you know what? I'm happy that we took a look. You would have been fine, but you did have two polyps.

Like you were posting it on Instagram? Yeah, like it was a snap. Is this Seba? Back in my Snapchat days. Is this Lowepro2? Is this Paris? So he says, let's take a look. Let's take a look. And I said, great. So we do it. And then I wake up and he's like, you know what? I'm happy that we took a look. You would have been fine, but you did have two polyps.

And those polyps could have grown and would have grown. And maybe there would have been cancer, maybe not. You don't know, but we clipped them. So now you should be good for five years. So he said, come back in five years. So I went. Five years?

And those polyps could have grown and would have grown. And maybe there would have been cancer, maybe not. You don't know, but we clipped them. So now you should be good for five years. So he said, come back in five years. So I went. Five years?

And those polyps could have grown and would have grown. And maybe there would have been cancer, maybe not. You don't know, but we clipped them. So now you should be good for five years. So he said, come back in five years. So I went. Five years?

He told me, you got seven years? I had three polyps. You had three polyps and he told you seven years? Why did I get five for two then? I don't know, man. What the fuck? Where did you get yours done? I got mine done in New York. Maybe my clinic was running a deal. Maybe we're doing a promo. Did you put in the promo code? I put in the promo code.

He told me, you got seven years? I had three polyps. You had three polyps and he told you seven years? Why did I get five for two then? I don't know, man. What the fuck? Where did you get yours done? I got mine done in New York. Maybe my clinic was running a deal. Maybe we're doing a promo. Did you put in the promo code? I put in the promo code.

He told me, you got seven years? I had three polyps. You had three polyps and he told you seven years? Why did I get five for two then? I don't know, man. What the fuck? Where did you get yours done? I got mine done in New York. Maybe my clinic was running a deal. Maybe we're doing a promo. Did you put in the promo code? I put in the promo code.

She said always make sure you look in the toilet bowl before you flush down your pooper. How does this have to do with fucking milk? Because what happened was I told you I drank milk and I had explosive diarrhea after just one glass of milk, even though I'm not lactose intolerant. Because I honestly think the last time I had milk before that glass is I sucking it straight out of the titty.

She said always make sure you look in the toilet bowl before you flush down your pooper. How does this have to do with fucking milk? Because what happened was I told you I drank milk and I had explosive diarrhea after just one glass of milk, even though I'm not lactose intolerant. Because I honestly think the last time I had milk before that glass is I sucking it straight out of the titty.

She said always make sure you look in the toilet bowl before you flush down your pooper. How does this have to do with fucking milk? Because what happened was I told you I drank milk and I had explosive diarrhea after just one glass of milk, even though I'm not lactose intolerant. Because I honestly think the last time I had milk before that glass is I sucking it straight out of the titty.

Yeah. By the way, I remembered why I brought up colonoscopies because of the milk. I'm sorry. Keep going. Alcohol consumption, what scientists think is alcohol consumption on the rise is causing colon cancer and milk consumption on the low. People are drinking less milk because they think calcium fights against colon cancer and alcohol.