Chris Distefano

Please, thank you. Colonoscopy's great. And did you wake up and you weren't hard? No. Me either, dude. Fucking our dads were wrong.

Please, thank you. Colonoscopy's great. And did you wake up and you weren't hard? No. Me either, dude. Fucking our dads were wrong.

Please, thank you. Colonoscopy's great. And did you wake up and you weren't hard? No. Me either, dude. Fucking our dads were wrong.

Yeah, I've gotten two. Why, you have colon cancer in your family? No, well, here's what happened is, well, I'm 40, so they say start getting at 40, so I got cleaned. I was 51. 51, but I got cleaned. This last one I did, I didn't even do the propofol. I just said, just shoot her up there.

Yeah, I've gotten two. Why, you have colon cancer in your family? No, well, here's what happened is, well, I'm 40, so they say start getting at 40, so I got cleaned. I was 51. 51, but I got cleaned. This last one I did, I didn't even do the propofol. I just said, just shoot her up there.

Yeah, I've gotten two. Why, you have colon cancer in your family? No, well, here's what happened is, well, I'm 40, so they say start getting at 40, so I got cleaned. I was 51. 51, but I got cleaned. This last one I did, I didn't even do the propofol. I just said, just shoot her up there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went old school. Wilderness. But when I was 35, they gave me one because what happened was I was having an anxiety attack and I took a shit that I felt looked questionable. I felt that I took a questionable shit. And so I took a peek because my mom, since I've been a little kid, she's told me two things and two things only, like on a daily basis. Don't do drugs. Big.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went old school. Wilderness. But when I was 35, they gave me one because what happened was I was having an anxiety attack and I took a shit that I felt looked questionable. I felt that I took a questionable shit. And so I took a peek because my mom, since I've been a little kid, she's told me two things and two things only, like on a daily basis. Don't do drugs. Big.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went old school. Wilderness. But when I was 35, they gave me one because what happened was I was having an anxiety attack and I took a shit that I felt looked questionable. I felt that I took a questionable shit. And so I took a peek because my mom, since I've been a little kid, she's told me two things and two things only, like on a daily basis. Don't do drugs. Big.

And then always before you flush your poop, you look at it and you make sure that your poop looks good. Yes. So I've been looking at my poop since I'm about six years old.

And then always before you flush your poop, you look at it and you make sure that your poop looks good. Yes. So I've been looking at my poop since I'm about six years old.

And then always before you flush your poop, you look at it and you make sure that your poop looks good. Yes. So I've been looking at my poop since I'm about six years old.

Yeah. I have to, I try to put my hand down there and no, no, no.

Yeah. I have to, I try to put my hand down there and no, no, no.

Yeah. I have to, I try to put my hand down there and no, no, no.

So, so I took a, I took a questionable shit is what a QS is what we call it. And so, and so, and so I have a friend, I have a friend who's a dermatologist, so nothing to do with the colon. Can I send you a pic? Yes. So I said, can I send you a pic? Exactly what I said. And he said, sure. Expecting to see some type of eczema or psoriasis. But I sent him just a nice cold shit.

So, so I took a, I took a questionable shit is what a QS is what we call it. And so, and so, and so I have a friend, I have a friend who's a dermatologist, so nothing to do with the colon. Can I send you a pic? Yes. So I said, can I send you a pic? Exactly what I said. And he said, sure. Expecting to see some type of eczema or psoriasis. But I sent him just a nice cold shit.

So, so I took a, I took a questionable shit is what a QS is what we call it. And so, and so, and so I have a friend, I have a friend who's a dermatologist, so nothing to do with the colon. Can I send you a pic? Yes. So I said, can I send you a pic? Exactly what I said. And he said, sure. Expecting to see some type of eczema or psoriasis. But I sent him just a nice cold shit.

And so he said, this is not my expertise. But...

And so he said, this is not my expertise. But...