Chris Distefano
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You're good to go. I won't even know. Yeah. Yeah, planes are definitely scaring out. But they say when you look into them that there were more incidents last year. The media is just covering more of them. I'm like, well, actually, yes, but it's also a plane fucking crashed in Washington, D.C. So that didn't happen last year. Sure, plane crash in Philly? Yeah.
You're good to go. I won't even know. Yeah. Yeah, planes are definitely scaring out. But they say when you look into them that there were more incidents last year. The media is just covering more of them. I'm like, well, actually, yes, but it's also a plane fucking crashed in Washington, D.C. So that didn't happen last year. Sure, plane crash in Philly? Yeah.
You're good to go. I won't even know. Yeah. Yeah, planes are definitely scaring out. But they say when you look into them that there were more incidents last year. The media is just covering more of them. I'm like, well, actually, yes, but it's also a plane fucking crashed in Washington, D.C. So that didn't happen last year. Sure, plane crash in Philly? Yeah.
Thank you so much. Hulu, it's just unfortunate. Go to christycomedy.com and then Madison Square Garden, September 11th. Hey, all I'm going to say is just come to that building. I'm not sure where the show is actually going to be. I know it's going to be in that building. It will be on that address. Could be upstairs or downstairs. Depends if the tickets start to cook a little bit.
Thank you so much. Hulu, it's just unfortunate. Go to christycomedy.com and then Madison Square Garden, September 11th. Hey, all I'm going to say is just come to that building. I'm not sure where the show is actually going to be. I know it's going to be in that building. It will be on that address. Could be upstairs or downstairs. Depends if the tickets start to cook a little bit.
Thank you so much. Hulu, it's just unfortunate. Go to christycomedy.com and then Madison Square Garden, September 11th. Hey, all I'm going to say is just come to that building. I'm not sure where the show is actually going to be. I know it's going to be in that building. It will be on that address. Could be upstairs or downstairs. Depends if the tickets start to cook a little bit.
I need the help. That's why we call him Yanni almost. Fuck. Yachty, always fucking almost.
I need the help. That's why we call him Yanni almost. Fuck. Yachty, always fucking almost.
I need the help. That's why we call him Yanni almost. Fuck. Yachty, always fucking almost.
This is the history hyenas. When was the last time you had milk? Dude, the last time I had just a full glass of milk was probably about a year and a half ago. I just had a full, I had to go get milk for my kids and I just put it in the fridge there and I was just looking at it and I was like, I'm going to drink some milk.
This is the history hyenas. When was the last time you had milk? Dude, the last time I had just a full glass of milk was probably about a year and a half ago. I just had a full, I had to go get milk for my kids and I just put it in the fridge there and I was just looking at it and I was like, I'm going to drink some milk.
This is the history hyenas. When was the last time you had milk? Dude, the last time I had just a full glass of milk was probably about a year and a half ago. I just had a full, I had to go get milk for my kids and I just put it in the fridge there and I was just looking at it and I was like, I'm going to drink some milk.
And then I drank just a full, like a full glass like that of milk, woke up about three hours later, explosive diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, ripping it off the backboard of the toilet, like a diarrhea, like a cartoon, you know? And I'm not lactose intolerant, but I think my body was just like, you can't just give me all this milk at once.
And then I drank just a full, like a full glass like that of milk, woke up about three hours later, explosive diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, ripping it off the backboard of the toilet, like a diarrhea, like a cartoon, you know? And I'm not lactose intolerant, but I think my body was just like, you can't just give me all this milk at once.
And then I drank just a full, like a full glass like that of milk, woke up about three hours later, explosive diarrhea. Yeah. I mean, ripping it off the backboard of the toilet, like a diarrhea, like a cartoon, you know? And I'm not lactose intolerant, but I think my body was just like, you can't just give me all this milk at once.
But I did hear, though, that the—ready for this? They said two reasons why colon cancer is going up in youth. One, increased alcohol consumption. Sorry, Bert.
But I did hear, though, that the—ready for this? They said two reasons why colon cancer is going up in youth. One, increased alcohol consumption. Sorry, Bert.
But I did hear, though, that the—ready for this? They said two reasons why colon cancer is going up in youth. One, increased alcohol consumption. Sorry, Bert.