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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We got a couple of therapy. It really helped us a lot. It was rocky at first because the couples therapist, after knowing us for a couple of weeks, was like, maybe you guys should, maybe is there an idea of like entertaining a possible open relationship? Is that possible?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I swear to God, I said, I said, I'm not, no, I don't, I don't want to do that. That's not, you know, at all. And then she's like, okay. But then I said, but just to ask some followup questions, why, What, what does that imply? Let's like, you know what I mean? Like, do you want to, what does that mean? And then, you know, it was just silent.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I swear to God, I said, I said, I'm not, no, I don't, I don't want to do that. That's not, you know, at all. And then she's like, okay. But then I said, but just to ask some followup questions, why, What, what does that imply? Let's like, you know what I mean? Like, do you want to, what does that mean? And then, you know, it was just silent.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I swear to God, I said, I said, I'm not, no, I don't, I don't want to do that. That's not, you know, at all. And then she's like, okay. But then I said, but just to ask some followup questions, why, What, what does that imply? Let's like, you know what I mean? Like, do you want to, what does that mean? And then, you know, it was just silent.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then when we, as soon as we left that fucking therapy session, I mean, my girl was pissed. She was like, follow up questions. What's the fucking follow up question? And I was like, I don't know, because I just, I think I thought that I got a little nervous about like, okay, one woman for the rest of my life, one woman for the rest of my life. So I just got frantic, but now I'm calm.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then when we, as soon as we left that fucking therapy session, I mean, my girl was pissed. She was like, follow up questions. What's the fucking follow up question? And I was like, I don't know, because I just, I think I thought that I got a little nervous about like, okay, one woman for the rest of my life, one woman for the rest of my life. So I just got frantic, but now I'm calm.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And then when we, as soon as we left that fucking therapy session, I mean, my girl was pissed. She was like, follow up questions. What's the fucking follow up question? And I was like, I don't know, because I just, I think I thought that I got a little nervous about like, okay, one woman for the rest of my life, one woman for the rest of my life. So I just got frantic, but now I'm calm.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Now I'm good. And I'm like, this is good. This is good. You want one woman and we got a beautiful family. We got engaged now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Now I'm good. And I'm like, this is good. This is good. You want one woman and we got a beautiful family. We got engaged now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Now I'm good. And I'm like, this is good. This is good. You want one woman and we got a beautiful family. We got engaged now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. Honestly, sometimes we didn't even know. And sometimes we were just getting, we were out of control. But now we are fully together. Yeah. We've committed. Yeah, it's just good. I want it to be that way. We got a family. We got our kids. And we've been good. Now we're engaged. And I say wife. I say we're married, but not technically married yet.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. Honestly, sometimes we didn't even know. And sometimes we were just getting, we were out of control. But now we are fully together. Yeah. We've committed. Yeah, it's just good. I want it to be that way. We got a family. We got our kids. And we've been good. Now we're engaged. And I say wife. I say we're married, but not technically married yet.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. Honestly, sometimes we didn't even know. And sometimes we were just getting, we were out of control. But now we are fully together. Yeah. We've committed. Yeah, it's just good. I want it to be that way. We got a family. We got our kids. And we've been good. Now we're engaged. And I say wife. I say we're married, but not technically married yet.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But Puerto Ricans, they said, as long as you're engaged, you're fucking in. Yeah. That's what it is. So we're going to get married. We're going to do a Puerto Rican style, get married in my backyard. For real. That's how we roll. And so, and so, but it's fun. I like, you know what it is? I feel great being committed to it because then it's like, then it's like you just focus.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But Puerto Ricans, they said, as long as you're engaged, you're fucking in. Yeah. That's what it is. So we're going to get married. We're going to do a Puerto Rican style, get married in my backyard. For real. That's how we roll. And so, and so, but it's fun. I like, you know what it is? I feel great being committed to it because then it's like, then it's like you just focus.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But Puerto Ricans, they said, as long as you're engaged, you're fucking in. Yeah. That's what it is. So we're going to get married. We're going to do a Puerto Rican style, get married in my backyard. For real. That's how we roll. And so, and so, but it's fun. I like, you know what it is? I feel great being committed to it because then it's like, then it's like you just focus.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like you just say, I got my, I got my family. I got my wife. I got, we're going to do my career and we'll, and this is great. And the family's happy and everybody's happy. And I'm like, oh, I was just scared of the commitment. And that's why I was in therapy for years because I couldn't commit to anything. Girls, my career, my fucking care. I just couldn't commit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like you just say, I got my, I got my family. I got my wife. I got, we're going to do my career and we'll, and this is great. And the family's happy and everybody's happy. And I'm like, oh, I was just scared of the commitment. And that's why I was in therapy for years because I couldn't commit to anything. Girls, my career, my fucking care. I just couldn't commit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like you just say, I got my, I got my family. I got my wife. I got, we're going to do my career and we'll, and this is great. And the family's happy and everybody's happy. And I'm like, oh, I was just scared of the commitment. And that's why I was in therapy for years because I couldn't commit to anything. Girls, my career, my fucking care. I just couldn't commit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And it's, and it's exhausting to not commit. It's literally exhausting. Yeah.