Chris Distefano
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And it's, and it's exhausting to not commit. It's literally exhausting. Yeah.
And it's, and it's exhausting to not commit. It's literally exhausting. Yeah.
You like that, dude? God, man. What's that like? What? Just to have that much hair. Dude, I just... Well, you know, all my friends are bald, so I just spiked this puppy up. I just did it up, and it's good. And also, I'm scanning my hair products on Yuka. I only use fucking 50, over 100 hair products. Are you serious?
You like that, dude? God, man. What's that like? What? Just to have that much hair. Dude, I just... Well, you know, all my friends are bald, so I just spiked this puppy up. I just did it up, and it's good. And also, I'm scanning my hair products on Yuka. I only use fucking 50, over 100 hair products. Are you serious?
You like that, dude? God, man. What's that like? What? Just to have that much hair. Dude, I just... Well, you know, all my friends are bald, so I just spiked this puppy up. I just did it up, and it's good. And also, I'm scanning my hair products on Yuka. I only use fucking 50, over 100 hair products. Are you serious?
Because the creams, all the creams and lotions... You can do, like, lotions on Yuka? Dude, the lotions that you put on your body... Some of these things are one out of a hundred. Some of them are just pure fucking cancer. Some of them are like you literally might as well just move to Chernobyl. It's like you're literally rubbing yourself down with Chernobyl juice. But the Yuka app saves.
Because the creams, all the creams and lotions... You can do, like, lotions on Yuka? Dude, the lotions that you put on your body... Some of these things are one out of a hundred. Some of them are just pure fucking cancer. Some of them are like you literally might as well just move to Chernobyl. It's like you're literally rubbing yourself down with Chernobyl juice. But the Yuka app saves.
Because the creams, all the creams and lotions... You can do, like, lotions on Yuka? Dude, the lotions that you put on your body... Some of these things are one out of a hundred. Some of them are just pure fucking cancer. Some of them are like you literally might as well just move to Chernobyl. It's like you're literally rubbing yourself down with Chernobyl juice. But the Yuka app saves.
I'm Chrissy Aveeno, dude. Aveeno's good for you.
I'm Chrissy Aveeno, dude. Aveeno's good for you.
I'm Chrissy Aveeno, dude. Aveeno's good for you.
That is not going to get a good score.
That is not going to get a good score.
That is not going to get a good score.
Dr. Diamond, he sounds like somebody in Trump's cabinet.
Dr. Diamond, he sounds like somebody in Trump's cabinet.
Dr. Diamond, he sounds like somebody in Trump's cabinet.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy.