Chris Distefano

but like what do you think about like if you found out a guy got botox or got collagen in his cheeks here's what here's what whatever you want to do your body your choice whatever you want to do when guys don't start to get botox and it just makes me think you're a little insecure and the thing that scares me the most of any and the person i want to be around i mean the fucking least in my life is an insecure man

but like what do you think about like if you found out a guy got botox or got collagen in his cheeks here's what here's what whatever you want to do your body your choice whatever you want to do when guys don't start to get botox and it just makes me think you're a little insecure and the thing that scares me the most of any and the person i want to be around i mean the fucking least in my life is an insecure man

Yeah, you're 100 out of 100 on the UCAP.

Yeah, you're 100 out of 100 on the UCAP.

Yeah, you're 100 out of 100 on the UCAP.

You won't, no. But I'm talking about a guy who's getting collagen and Botox. It's just weird. It's just because the insecurity of it. It's like, we're guys, dude. We're supposed to eventually just look like our balls, and I just believe that. At the end, you look like your testicle, right? Yeah. That's what it is. You go back to what the creator is of your fucking sack. Yeah.

You won't, no. But I'm talking about a guy who's getting collagen and Botox. It's just weird. It's just because the insecurity of it. It's like, we're guys, dude. We're supposed to eventually just look like our balls, and I just believe that. At the end, you look like your testicle, right? Yeah. That's what it is. You go back to what the creator is of your fucking sack. Yeah.

You won't, no. But I'm talking about a guy who's getting collagen and Botox. It's just weird. It's just because the insecurity of it. It's like, we're guys, dude. We're supposed to eventually just look like our balls, and I just believe that. At the end, you look like your testicle, right? Yeah. That's what it is. You go back to what the creator is of your fucking sack. Yeah.

So I don't want to do any plastic surgery like that. I'll put product in my hair. You know, I'll try to look relatively presentable. You know, I'm going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. My whole offer, it's from Zara. You boy don't fuck around. And so, you know, shout out Zara, dude. I stepped up. Queen Center Mall, shout out Woodhaven Boulevard.

So I don't want to do any plastic surgery like that. I'll put product in my hair. You know, I'll try to look relatively presentable. You know, I'm going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. My whole offer, it's from Zara. You boy don't fuck around. And so, you know, shout out Zara, dude. I stepped up. Queen Center Mall, shout out Woodhaven Boulevard.

So I don't want to do any plastic surgery like that. I'll put product in my hair. You know, I'll try to look relatively presentable. You know, I'm going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. My whole offer, it's from Zara. You boy don't fuck around. And so, you know, shout out Zara, dude. I stepped up. Queen Center Mall, shout out Woodhaven Boulevard.

You have a style. You do. No shirt, jeans, flip-flops. No shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. You're the only guy. I've said this before. You're the only man who I genuinely like who wears jeans and flip-flops. Most men who wear jeans and flip-flops, I want to walk up to them and say, if you think your wife's not cheating on you, you're mistaken.

You have a style. You do. No shirt, jeans, flip-flops. No shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. You're the only guy. I've said this before. You're the only man who I genuinely like who wears jeans and flip-flops. Most men who wear jeans and flip-flops, I want to walk up to them and say, if you think your wife's not cheating on you, you're mistaken.

You have a style. You do. No shirt, jeans, flip-flops. No shirt, jeans, and flip-flops. You're the only guy. I've said this before. You're the only man who I genuinely like who wears jeans and flip-flops. Most men who wear jeans and flip-flops, I want to walk up to them and say, if you think your wife's not cheating on you, you're mistaken.

There's no way she's turned on by seeing your fucking toes, okay?

There's no way she's turned on by seeing your fucking toes, okay?

There's no way she's turned on by seeing your fucking toes, okay?

We, I hate, no, but, but, but the thing is you, I don't know what it is. You're just the guy and everyone's, you just, the way you do it, maybe because it's, you're the opposite of insecure. You're confident with it. And I'm like, that's just Bert being Bert. I mean, you're barefoot. You know what I mean? I'm barefoot right now. You're barefoot right now.

We, I hate, no, but, but, but the thing is you, I don't know what it is. You're just the guy and everyone's, you just, the way you do it, maybe because it's, you're the opposite of insecure. You're confident with it. And I'm like, that's just Bert being Bert. I mean, you're barefoot. You know what I mean? I'm barefoot right now. You're barefoot right now.

We, I hate, no, but, but, but the thing is you, I don't know what it is. You're just the guy and everyone's, you just, the way you do it, maybe because it's, you're the opposite of insecure. You're confident with it. And I'm like, that's just Bert being Bert. I mean, you're barefoot. You know what I mean? I'm barefoot right now. You're barefoot right now.