Chris Distefano

You make me want to take my shoes and socks off. And I like that. But I don't like a sandal. I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't, the last thing I want to see is your toes moving.

You make me want to take my shoes and socks off. And I like that. But I don't like a sandal. I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't, the last thing I want to see is your toes moving.

You make me want to take my shoes and socks off. And I like that. But I don't like a sandal. I don't like it. I don't think it's, I don't, the last thing I want to see is your toes moving.

She's Puerto Rican. So she wants to go to the beach a lot. And I will, I refuse. Yeah, I have sneakers on and I'll take the socks off usually. And I'll just go, I'll fucking, I'll put on slip on Skechers. Like my dad. I'll put on water shoes. The last thing you'd see is my feet, dude. I hate my... It's just gross. For real?

She's Puerto Rican. So she wants to go to the beach a lot. And I will, I refuse. Yeah, I have sneakers on and I'll take the socks off usually. And I'll just go, I'll fucking, I'll put on slip on Skechers. Like my dad. I'll put on water shoes. The last thing you'd see is my feet, dude. I hate my... It's just gross. For real?

She's Puerto Rican. So she wants to go to the beach a lot. And I will, I refuse. Yeah, I have sneakers on and I'll take the socks off usually. And I'll just go, I'll fucking, I'll put on slip on Skechers. Like my dad. I'll put on water shoes. The last thing you'd see is my feet, dude. I hate my... It's just gross. For real?

It's just... Well, it's just like I'd almost rather... I'd rather literally... For me, it's... If you were like, what's gayer? For real, what's gayer? A man's foot on your... A man's foot on your face or his balls on your nose? I would say his foot on my face. Because the balls on the nose is like, that's just high school getting teabagged. Shout out Coach Curran. But... Camp in 1987.

It's just... Well, it's just like I'd almost rather... I'd rather literally... For me, it's... If you were like, what's gayer? For real, what's gayer? A man's foot on your... A man's foot on your face or his balls on your nose? I would say his foot on my face. Because the balls on the nose is like, that's just high school getting teabagged. Shout out Coach Curran. But... Camp in 1987.

It's just... Well, it's just like I'd almost rather... I'd rather literally... For me, it's... If you were like, what's gayer? For real, what's gayer? A man's foot on your... A man's foot on your face or his balls on your nose? I would say his foot on my face. Because the balls on the nose is like, that's just high school getting teabagged. Shout out Coach Curran. But... Camp in 1987.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the sandals, I think it's just so – you're a Florida guy. So in New York, nobody would be wearing jeans and sandals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the sandals, I think it's just so – you're a Florida guy. So in New York, nobody would be wearing jeans and sandals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the sandals, I think it's just so – you're a Florida guy. So in New York, nobody would be wearing jeans and sandals.

Well, the Dominicans do that. That's the difference. When you're a kid, you learn Puerto Ricans will wear sandals with just barefoot and Dominicans throw a sock on and put on a sandal. So I go, if anything, I lean towards Dominican, even though my family's Puerto Rican, but I do have, if I'm going to put on sandals, Dominican style.

Well, the Dominicans do that. That's the difference. When you're a kid, you learn Puerto Ricans will wear sandals with just barefoot and Dominicans throw a sock on and put on a sandal. So I go, if anything, I lean towards Dominican, even though my family's Puerto Rican, but I do have, if I'm going to put on sandals, Dominican style.

Well, the Dominicans do that. That's the difference. When you're a kid, you learn Puerto Ricans will wear sandals with just barefoot and Dominicans throw a sock on and put on a sandal. So I go, if anything, I lean towards Dominican, even though my family's Puerto Rican, but I do have, if I'm going to put on sandals, Dominican style.

More Puerto Rican. They're the most Puerto Rican. Do they look Puerto Rican? Now my daughters are starting to look real fucking Puerto Rican. For real? Like real deal Puerto Rican, dude. My nine-year-old is fucking just a tattoo on her tit. And so they're starting to look real deal, bro.

More Puerto Rican. They're the most Puerto Rican. Do they look Puerto Rican? Now my daughters are starting to look real fucking Puerto Rican. For real? Like real deal Puerto Rican, dude. My nine-year-old is fucking just a tattoo on her tit. And so they're starting to look real deal, bro.

More Puerto Rican. They're the most Puerto Rican. Do they look Puerto Rican? Now my daughters are starting to look real fucking Puerto Rican. For real? Like real deal Puerto Rican, dude. My nine-year-old is fucking just a tattoo on her tit. And so they're starting to look real deal, bro.

So what it's been now is I just have a rule. I only go away... two weekends a month max, or sometimes one. If I can make enough money to justify one, then it's just one. So I'm just like, I just, for me, but everybody's different. For me, I'm just like the guy, like, I don't want to be, first of all, I get very uncomfortable leaving the original 13 colonies to begin with. I'm an original 13 guy.

So what it's been now is I just have a rule. I only go away... two weekends a month max, or sometimes one. If I can make enough money to justify one, then it's just one. So I'm just like, I just, for me, but everybody's different. For me, I'm just like the guy, like, I don't want to be, first of all, I get very uncomfortable leaving the original 13 colonies to begin with. I'm an original 13 guy.