Chris Distefano

So what it's been now is I just have a rule. I only go away... two weekends a month max, or sometimes one. If I can make enough money to justify one, then it's just one. So I'm just like, I just, for me, but everybody's different. For me, I'm just like the guy, like, I don't want to be, first of all, I get very uncomfortable leaving the original 13 colonies to begin with. I'm an original 13 guy.

I'm big on the founding fathers. I believe in their version of America, which is the fucking original 13, Papi.

I'm big on the founding fathers. I believe in their version of America, which is the fucking original 13, Papi.

I'm big on the founding fathers. I believe in their version of America, which is the fucking original 13, Papi.

Well, that's what I'm trying to do. I want Chrissy. I want to go back on just the original 13 colony tour. And I like, I don't, I like. Chrissy's the session. Yeah, dude. Chrissy the fucking patriot. And so, and so I, Sons of Liberty Chrissy. So I, I like coming out to California and all these places. I really do. But I just want to be close to my family. It's just how I am. Like, well, I.

Well, that's what I'm trying to do. I want Chrissy. I want to go back on just the original 13 colony tour. And I like, I don't, I like. Chrissy's the session. Yeah, dude. Chrissy the fucking patriot. And so, and so I, Sons of Liberty Chrissy. So I, I like coming out to California and all these places. I really do. But I just want to be close to my family. It's just how I am. Like, well, I.

Well, that's what I'm trying to do. I want Chrissy. I want to go back on just the original 13 colony tour. And I like, I don't, I like. Chrissy's the session. Yeah, dude. Chrissy the fucking patriot. And so, and so I, Sons of Liberty Chrissy. So I, I like coming out to California and all these places. I really do. But I just want to be close to my family. It's just how I am. Like, well, I.

Comedy for me, I love doing it. I really do. But I didn't ever, I was never the guy that like knew the history of comedy. I didn't watch any comedy movies. I didn't know. I just started doing it as a goof. I was a physical therapist. I fucking did an open mic at the Maui Taco, but I was a physical therapist, like fully, that was my life. And then I just liked it.

Comedy for me, I love doing it. I really do. But I didn't ever, I was never the guy that like knew the history of comedy. I didn't watch any comedy movies. I didn't know. I just started doing it as a goof. I was a physical therapist. I fucking did an open mic at the Maui Taco, but I was a physical therapist, like fully, that was my life. And then I just liked it.

Comedy for me, I love doing it. I really do. But I didn't ever, I was never the guy that like knew the history of comedy. I didn't watch any comedy movies. I didn't know. I just started doing it as a goof. I was a physical therapist. I fucking did an open mic at the Maui Taco, but I was a physical therapist, like fully, that was my life. And then I just liked it.

And then very quickly got on MTV and then shit just started going, going, going. And now it's become like the whole career. And I'm just like been lately questioning like, Do you, is this actually what I want to do though? I don't know if I, I think it is, but I'm like, I don't know. Cause I like, I see guys that fucking love it.

And then very quickly got on MTV and then shit just started going, going, going. And now it's become like the whole career. And I'm just like been lately questioning like, Do you, is this actually what I want to do though? I don't know if I, I think it is, but I'm like, I don't know. Cause I like, I see guys that fucking love it.

And then very quickly got on MTV and then shit just started going, going, going. And now it's become like the whole career. And I'm just like been lately questioning like, Do you, is this actually what I want to do though? I don't know if I, I think it is, but I'm like, I don't know. Cause I like, I see guys that fucking love it.

And I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know that I do. I love it. I like having fun. I'm having fun with you right now, but it's like, do I love it? I don't know. I've never been, I don't know. Like I'm very, very, very, very, very comfortable being in third place. Like I have, I'm when I mean zero, I'm talking about fucking zero out of a hundred on the Yuka app desire to be the best ever.

And I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know that I do. I love it. I like having fun. I'm having fun with you right now, but it's like, do I love it? I don't know. I've never been, I don't know. Like I'm very, very, very, very, very comfortable being in third place. Like I have, I'm when I mean zero, I'm talking about fucking zero out of a hundred on the Yuka app desire to be the best ever.

And I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know that I do. I love it. I like having fun. I'm having fun with you right now, but it's like, do I love it? I don't know. I've never been, I don't know. Like I'm very, very, very, very, very comfortable being in third place. Like I have, I'm when I mean zero, I'm talking about fucking zero out of a hundred on the Yuka app desire to be the best ever.

I couldn't fucking care less, dude.

I couldn't fucking care less, dude.

I couldn't fucking care less, dude.

Yeah, but look at how big you are now.