Chris Distefano

Yeah, but look at how big you are now.

Yeah, but look at how big you are now.

I have two very, very, very specific goals, and I've had them from the beginning. One, my first goal was to have a sitcom about my father, like on the air in my family. So that's in development right now. So God willing, it goes. But that's like a goal that I'm really trying. If this one doesn't work, I'll try again because it's very specific.

I have two very, very, very specific goals, and I've had them from the beginning. One, my first goal was to have a sitcom about my father, like on the air in my family. So that's in development right now. So God willing, it goes. But that's like a goal that I'm really trying. If this one doesn't work, I'll try again because it's very specific.

I have two very, very, very specific goals, and I've had them from the beginning. One, my first goal was to have a sitcom about my father, like on the air in my family. So that's in development right now. So God willing, it goes. But that's like a goal that I'm really trying. If this one doesn't work, I'll try again because it's very specific.

Is it really?

Is it really?

Is it really?

For real, for real. Yes, Ron Funch commented nice. Thank you, Ronnie. Appreciate that. And shout out Ron Funch. And Ron Funches. But yeah, I'm doing that. So this is what I... So for me, and it's not about being the GOAT, which I respect Schultz doesn't.

For real, for real. Yes, Ron Funch commented nice. Thank you, Ronnie. Appreciate that. And shout out Ron Funch. And Ron Funches. But yeah, I'm doing that. So this is what I... So for me, and it's not about being the GOAT, which I respect Schultz doesn't.

For real, for real. Yes, Ron Funch commented nice. Thank you, Ronnie. Appreciate that. And shout out Ron Funch. And Ron Funches. But yeah, I'm doing that. So this is what I... So for me, and it's not about being the GOAT, which I respect Schultz doesn't.

That's what I mean. But that's the thing for me, is that I couldn't... You want to know my career for real, for real? I'm doing Madison Square Garden and headlining the arena September 11, 2025. September 19th, your boy's doing the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to sell it out. And that's just what it is. And so, but in New York, which I've only ever cared about, you know.

That's what I mean. But that's the thing for me, is that I couldn't... You want to know my career for real, for real? I'm doing Madison Square Garden and headlining the arena September 11, 2025. September 19th, your boy's doing the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to sell it out. And that's just what it is. And so, but in New York, which I've only ever cared about, you know.

That's what I mean. But that's the thing for me, is that I couldn't... You want to know my career for real, for real? I'm doing Madison Square Garden and headlining the arena September 11, 2025. September 19th, your boy's doing the Milwaukee Improv. I'm not going to sell it out. And that's just what it is. And so, but in New York, which I've only ever cared about, you know.

You are so, you are such a New York comic. Yeah. You give two fucks about the rest of the country. I don't fucking care. I mean, shout out Milwaukee. Shout out Jeffrey Dahmer. But I literally, I literally. my goal has been, so I've worked up the chain. You know, you do the, the venues, town hall, then the beacon, then radio city, then the theater at MSG. And now they put me on the big one.

You are so, you are such a New York comic. Yeah. You give two fucks about the rest of the country. I don't fucking care. I mean, shout out Milwaukee. Shout out Jeffrey Dahmer. But I literally, I literally. my goal has been, so I've worked up the chain. You know, you do the, the venues, town hall, then the beacon, then radio city, then the theater at MSG. And now they put me on the big one.

You are so, you are such a New York comic. Yeah. You give two fucks about the rest of the country. I don't fucking care. I mean, shout out Milwaukee. Shout out Jeffrey Dahmer. But I literally, I literally. my goal has been, so I've worked up the chain. You know, you do the, the venues, town hall, then the beacon, then radio city, then the theater at MSG. And now they put me on the big one.

And this is to me like how, like making it like the goat, that's what it is to me. For me, it's not about the other stuff. It's, I just want to be big in New York. And so that's my, that's my goal. And, and the tickets are the tickets, you know, we're on sale right now, christycomedy.com. So come see me September 11th, 2025. I have, you know, the September 11th,

And this is to me like how, like making it like the goat, that's what it is to me. For me, it's not about the other stuff. It's, I just want to be big in New York. And so that's my, that's my goal. And, and the tickets are the tickets, you know, we're on sale right now, christycomedy.com. So come see me September 11th, 2025. I have, you know, the September 11th,

And this is to me like how, like making it like the goat, that's what it is to me. For me, it's not about the other stuff. It's, I just want to be big in New York. And so that's my, that's my goal. And, and the tickets are the tickets, you know, we're on sale right now, christycomedy.com. So come see me September 11th, 2025. I have, you know, the September 11th,