Chris Duffy
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220 appearances
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first heard Jul 2026
last heard 13 Jul
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So the way that I did this was...
We're coming back from lunch and I would gather the students on the rug and I would say, I have something really serious to tell you.
It is very important to me that you're paying attention in class and also that you are being appropriate.
And during lunch, I found a note on the floor and it's so inappropriate to pass notes.
It's especially inappropriate to pass notes that are inappropriate.
I'm going to read you that note right now.
And I would read the note and it said, you know,
You and I used to have a good relationship, but you're taking advantage of me.
And I feel like you don't even listen to me and I don't have a say at all.
So I think we need to break up.
Sincerely, the United States of America.
And then I'd say, the Declaration of Independence, history's most famous breakup note.
And the kids would go, ah!
You got us.
You tricked us.
But they would remember that for like the rest of the year and they would be excited for the next year to learn that.
And the reason is because it did not seem like that's what I was doing at all.
And that's the same thing that you try and do in a comedy routine.
That's the same thing that you try and do when you're talking to anyone is to give them some moment of delight, but to understand that this like you've hooked them in a way where they don't necessarily see what you're doing beforehand.
Well, one of the things in comedy, actually, is like...
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