Chris Harris

Oh, they're just horrendous. There's that lovely guy on Instagram who's a fisherman who does the experiments with the lobsters and he gets the lobster crushing claw and he puts stuff in the claw and works out what they can chop in half. I find that thoroughly addictive. But crustacea like that, that's my ultimate nightmare.

Oh, they're just horrendous. There's that lovely guy on Instagram who's a fisherman who does the experiments with the lobsters and he gets the lobster crushing claw and he puts stuff in the claw and works out what they can chop in half. I find that thoroughly addictive. But crustacea like that, that's my ultimate nightmare.

Oh, they're just horrendous. There's that lovely guy on Instagram who's a fisherman who does the experiments with the lobsters and he gets the lobster crushing claw and he puts stuff in the claw and works out what they can chop in half. I find that thoroughly addictive. But crustacea like that, that's my ultimate nightmare.

No.

No.

No.

But the stats of that, so stronger than a leopard bite.

But the stats of that, so stronger than a leopard bite.

But the stats of that, so stronger than a leopard bite.

No. And I stay up at night worrying about this sometimes. There's something called the Japanese with a giant spider crab. So where I used to go on holiday as a kid was this lovely old sort of Victorian style hotel in Cornwall. It was run a bit like Forty Towers. In fact, it was like Forty Towers. Had the guy that run it that was the curious guy that made lots of jokes that people found a bit rude.

No. And I stay up at night worrying about this sometimes. There's something called the Japanese with a giant spider crab. So where I used to go on holiday as a kid was this lovely old sort of Victorian style hotel in Cornwall. It was run a bit like Forty Towers. In fact, it was like Forty Towers. Had the guy that run it that was the curious guy that made lots of jokes that people found a bit rude.

No. And I stay up at night worrying about this sometimes. There's something called the Japanese with a giant spider crab. So where I used to go on holiday as a kid was this lovely old sort of Victorian style hotel in Cornwall. It was run a bit like Forty Towers. In fact, it was like Forty Towers. Had the guy that run it that was the curious guy that made lots of jokes that people found a bit rude.

But he was wonderful. And they only had about three magazines in their very smelly lounge area where all the old people would sit. And one of them was a National Geographic magazine from about 1975. But I'd always sit and read when my parents were doing other stuff. And it had an article about Japanese giants, these giant spider crabs.

But he was wonderful. And they only had about three magazines in their very smelly lounge area where all the old people would sit. And one of them was a National Geographic magazine from about 1975. But I'd always sit and read when my parents were doing other stuff. And it had an article about Japanese giants, these giant spider crabs.

But he was wonderful. And they only had about three magazines in their very smelly lounge area where all the old people would sit. And one of them was a National Geographic magazine from about 1975. But I'd always sit and read when my parents were doing other stuff. And it had an article about Japanese giants, these giant spider crabs.

And there was just one picture of one in a tank with its legs like seven feet apart or something. Let me see this thing. And it stayed with me. It stayed with me. For years. I was reading about these crabs.

And there was just one picture of one in a tank with its legs like seven feet apart or something. Let me see this thing. And it stayed with me. It stayed with me. For years. I was reading about these crabs.

And there was just one picture of one in a tank with its legs like seven feet apart or something. Let me see this thing. And it stayed with me. It stayed with me. For years. I was reading about these crabs.

That's where these are from too. Giant spider crab.

That's where these are from too. Giant spider crab.