Chris Haynes

And in 2000, January 2nd, I ran on the field, Ralph Wilson Stadium.

I was in the end zone area, and I'm trying to make my attempt, and a security guard is shaking his head no.

His hat blew off his head, and I darted on the field.

Security surrounded me, and I said, okay, you got me.

And then one spear chucked me, and the other one slammed me on my neck.

And, yeah, they were not nice to me.

Before I did that, my roommate said, give me the car keys because I'm not getting stuck in Buffalo.

You know, I bought tickets for my grandfather to go to the game with me because he was a Colts fan, and he ended up in the hospital, and I don't know.

No, it was weird in that the little jail they have because they don't, like, check people.

People were back there smoking cigarettes.

They had cell phones.

It was a weird jail.

There was a Santa Claus drunk and like, yeah, it was, it was weird, but I got criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

And I went to the first court hearing.

I don't know.

I was young and, you know.

Everyone always asks, were you streaking?

Did you streak?

When I tell the story, no, I wasn't streaking.

So those two wins, because I would say Brady is the most important last name in his candidacy.