Chris Joy Hoadley

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956 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2025 last heard 26 Nov

Chris Joy Hoadley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The Commercial Break · Man On My Moon · 26 Nov 2025 podcast

Hey, mom, can I borrow the jewels for a minute?

I'll be right back.

I'm going to pawn them.

There's got to be the equivalent of a royal pawn shop, right?

Here's my crown.

Give me a million dollars.

I'll pay you back later.

I mean – but I guess that is how you make money.

You walk into the Bank of Epstein and you – but it must be for something nefarious or you would just go into a regular bank or an investor or something like that.

I don't know, to have all that privilege and access and then not be able to use it correctly really pisses me off.

Because if I'm Prince Andrew, first of all, you know, Fergie's a lovely woman.

I'd be happy to be married at all if I look like Prince Andrew.

But then to be married to Fergie, okay.

But then I'm not messing around with 17-year-olds.

I can get 28-year-olds, 30-year-olds, whatever my age is at the time.

I'm...

I'm the fucking prince.

I'm goddamn Andrew.

I don't need that.

I can do it all above board.

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