Chris Joy Hoadley
👤 Speaker
956
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
Hey, mom, can I borrow the jewels for a minute?
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
There's got to be the equivalent of a royal pawn shop, right?
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
I mean – but I guess that is how you make money.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
You walk into the Bank of Epstein and you – but it must be for something nefarious or you would just go into a regular bank or an investor or something like that.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
I don't know, to have all that privilege and access and then not be able to use it correctly really pisses me off.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
Because if I'm Prince Andrew, first of all, you know, Fergie's a lovely woman.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
I'd be happy to be married at all if I look like Prince Andrew.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
But then to be married to Fergie, okay.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
But then I'm not messing around with 17-year-olds.
The Commercial Break
Man On My Moon
I can get 28-year-olds, 30-year-olds, whatever my age is at the time.