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Chris Joy Hoadley

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
956 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Man On My Moon

White pasty, the pastiest part of you is available for human consumption.

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Man On My Moon

It's just not a good look.

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Man On My Moon

It's not like I'm standing full frontal.

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Man On My Moon

It's a weird position to be in.

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Man On My Moon

None of us want to be in that position in a picture.

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Man On My Moon

But there are at least 29 celebrities, according to TMZ, who have posted these potty pictures.

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Man On My Moon

And I just cannot for the life of me get on board with this.

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Man On My Moon

I knew you'd find that funny.

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Man On My Moon

We have jumped the shark officially on social media.

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Man On My Moon

I mean, we did a long time ago, but now we're going to a whole new level.

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Man On My Moon

I'm realizing just how much social media is ruining everybody's lives.

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Man On My Moon

It's giving our kids mental health problems.

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Man On My Moon

And now we're taking pictures of ourselves on the potty.

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Man On My Moon

I imagine the inventors of the internet, like, you know, the CIA guys and the DARPA dudes, we're probably not like, someday, someday, we're going to be exchanging shitter pictures.