Chris McCausland

But that is probably the most surreal thing that's ever happened.

It'll never happen again.

I mean, I am a grumpy, 48-year-old northern comedian.

I should have no appeal to seven-year-olds.

But suddenly, they all want a photo.

So, yeah, it's been going really good.

I mean, you say over two years, I've done it in four legs.

So I kind of do January to May slash June, and then September to November.

Right, yeah.

And...

But it started before Strictly, and I did about 80 dates before Strictly, and then I did Strictly, and I had all these dates booked in, but then they sold out, and more people wanted to come along, so you had extra dates, and then you had matinees to some of the shows, and then we ended up adding matinees to the matinees.

No.

So some of the Saturdays and Sundays, we were doing three shows in a day.

Gosh.

And I'll be honest, it's not a wise thing to do, I think.

Yeah, but I got asked when I was doing eight hours dancing today.

So they were like, and I saw that, do you want to do a one o'clock?

And I was like, well, yeah, because that sounds easier than this.

Well, if she comes to my show, I'll repay the favour and I'll just do other people's jokes.

Can I just feel the weight here?