Chris Perfetti

John Biba of New Market, New Hampshire.

All right.

All right, you ready to play?

I'm ready to play.

Okay, here's your first question.

Us Weekly is one of the best-selling magazines in the world, but some issues sell better than others.

According to a former employee, which of these is the kiss of death for an issue of Us Weekly?

A, when the note from the editor at the beginning of the magazine starts with, listen, they can't all be winners.

B, when the issue includes the rare, stars, they're just like us, only much, much better column.

Or C, when the magazine's cover has a picture of literally any man on it.

That's too many words.

The answer is C.

You're right.

According to the employee, having a picture of a man on the cover pretty much guarantees that the magazine will undersell, which is crazy because who doesn't want to know about Kevin Jonas' skincare routine?

Here's your next question.

Slate called Us Weekly's celebrity questionnaire, 25 Things You Don't Know About Me, the best magazine feature in all of media.

As proof, they cited Cher's 2013 profile where she revealed what?

A, that she's gone by just Cher for so long she's completely forgotten what her last name is.

B, that all of her imaginary friends growing up were lumberjacks.

or C, that the original lyrics for If I Could Turn Back Time were about stopping the JFK assassination?