Chris Porter

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619 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 30 Jun

Chris Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And so, you know, especially when I first got there and everyone was trying to set me up, I had zero.

I was like, I don't want to see anyone.

Because all I see is her.

And so I'm now at a point, like this summer, I'm going to have to get out there and be a person.

Crack a beer.

Make some jokes.

Meet some people.

Get my toes painted.

Get it done.

Oh, yeah?

Is he in town?

Oh, okay.

Yeah, no, he always has his fingernails painted.

I paint my toes.

Well, I started getting pedicures with the last girlfriend.

Well, the first one I got, I was on tour with Bert and we walked out of lunch and there was a nail salon.

He's like, let's go get a mani pedi.

And I was like, okay.

And I was like, oh, this is great.

And, uh,

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