Chris Porter
speaker
619 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 30 Jun
Chris Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, this new generation of comics, they're great on stage, but off stage, they're so soft.
Like, they don't drink, they don't really do drugs, and it's just like, that was not my class.
My generation, we did shows, but then we hung out and got hammered.
Yeah.
And hit on women and talked and got in trouble and did drugs.
Now they're just going home and watching their sets and...
which is great studying it trying to make and you're like where's the romance where's the rock and roll that's so true and oh i did the rhyman for the kid rock comedy festival and there's five comics here i'm like hey we're at the rhyman waylon and willie used to perform here like everyone here no one has ever performed here sober none of our heroes were sober
And I start pouring tequila shots.
I'm like, before this show at this historic venue, let's all do a shot together.
None of these pussies would do it with me.
So with Steve Byrne, I've gotten drunk with him a thousand times.
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm like, you...
What are we doing?
What are we?
Yeah.
What happened?
You moved to Nashville and fucking grew a vagina?
Where are we?
And I got so mad.
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