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Chris Ramsey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
5465 total appearances

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Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Nah, we haven't done it since we got back from holiday.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

No, yeah, because we didn't.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

We only got back last Thursday.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I mean, this is less of a podcast and more of a life admin check-up.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Just a family chat.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Do you know what it is?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

We had a bloody lovely time and it was fantastic.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Right, because they're a little bit older.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I can't believe all of this so right so we should have made probably apologies to everyone listening me and you should have just spoke to each other just before this shows how little prep beforehand all of this podcast is off the cuff because you think we've already spoke about the holiday on here but we haven't spoke about the holiday on here so everything has come out of the floodgates there I can't believe you're already onto the woman who ignored her child so much that the child just jumped in the fucking pool well let's let's

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

I had to scream across the pool.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

So basically, there was this little girl and she was only three.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

She was three.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

And she kept coming over to us because she was playing with Ray for a little while.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

She kept asking me to play with her, which, as you all know, I can barely stand my own kids.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

So someone else's child trying to make me play with them.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

sorry can I just she was very much exercising the Chris Ramsey method of making friends on holiday which was standing next to people but although she did a more a more direct approach she was just going can I play with you she was just saying can I play with you and I was like do you know what

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Fair play.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

As an only child myself, it's a tough thing to do, but she was only three and she's already mastered it.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

She's a big fucking professional by the time she's six.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

He's my dad and he doesn't want to play with you.