Chris Ramsey

She was going, it sinks, it sinks.

And I was going, I know it sinks.

Don't throw it again because I'm not getting it.

I don't know how to do it.

Guys, she was getting fucking judged.

Like she was getting judged.

Yeah, she jumped in and we were on the other side of the pool.

throwing a ball she went to this guy and a kid a guy and the guy's kid and she was like can I play with you and the guy threw her something there and she just jumped in the pool and the bloke was standing there looking and she fucking went under and I was looking at her and she went under and she didn't come back up but the guy was just looking at her just looking at her head bobbing under the water because you don't just want to grab someone else's kid because of the day and age we live in so I stood up on the sunbed and I went mate

she can't swim and he obviously immediately grabbed her and took her own everyone looked at me and then the man you know came off Instagram thank God or whatever the fuck she was doing and came and got the kid but it was like you had to stop me from going to say something I was like I was literally it was nuts

i was just seething but i made loads of friends that day just because i saw a thing well i yeah because like everyone was united about how much they fucking hated this woman and no one went and said anything about because obviously you know we didn't we all just we got something behind their back but i read a thing online recently that said the best friendships are made by the mutual hatred of someone else and i actually made some friends for life that day then but then for the rest of the day she had to actually make an effort did i tell you what i heard as well no when they were in the pool together the mom and the daughter

No wonder she needed, like, she was looking for sort of younger models of dad.

Really weird.

It was really weird.

It's actually, this is the first time we've really talked about it.

It actually got quite dark and quite deep just on the intro of the podcast.

Oh, definitely not.

You owe me a massive, massive debt of gratitude because my wife was going to come over and wring your fucking neck that day and I stopped her.

Listen, let's keep it light.

Let's leave some other stuff.

Let's pay the bills here.