Chris Simms

That's incredible. That's amazing. That's a good one right there. Where was he a bouncer at? That's what I want to know because, yeah, I'm sure there are certain establishments where he might have picked that up at it.

That's incredible. That's amazing. That's a good one right there. Where was he a bouncer at? That's what I want to know because, yeah, I'm sure there are certain establishments where he might have picked that up at it.

They do talk. You know, Chris, I'm a man.

They do talk. You know, Chris, I'm a man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you're, I mean, just laying out the facts of the city. I mean, there's a massage parlor on every corner and there's in between those corners, there's seven strip clubs in certain areas. So no, like, in fact, I was talking about this a little bit the other night. I used to go to strip clubs a lot when I was there. I did, right? Because one, it became like the place we hung out.

Well, you're, I mean, just laying out the facts of the city. I mean, there's a massage parlor on every corner and there's in between those corners, there's seven strip clubs in certain areas. So no, like, in fact, I was talking about this a little bit the other night. I used to go to strip clubs a lot when I was there. I did, right? Because one, it became like the place we hung out.

Like on a Monday night, Monday night football's on, right? Tuesday's a player's day off. So, hey, I could sleep in a little on Tuesday. Most Monday nights in my career, I, Hey, Joey Galloway or blah, blah, blah. Where are we going? Oh, we're going to go to this strip club and watch the game and eat a steak. Cause they got some, you know, higher end strip clubs there too.

Like on a Monday night, Monday night football's on, right? Tuesday's a player's day off. So, hey, I could sleep in a little on Tuesday. Most Monday nights in my career, I, Hey, Joey Galloway or blah, blah, blah. Where are we going? Oh, we're going to go to this strip club and watch the game and eat a steak. Cause they got some, you know, higher end strip clubs there too.

And I, it became kind of a thing. It really did. It drove my wife crazy. Cause she was like, wait, you're, you're going to the strip club again. I'm like, yeah, well that's where everybody is. And we're going to watch the game there. So I was there often.

And I, it became kind of a thing. It really did. It drove my wife crazy. Cause she was like, wait, you're, you're going to the strip club again. I'm like, yeah, well that's where everybody is. And we're going to watch the game there. So I was there often.

I always told my wife stuff like that. Just because, again, I was the quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I was pretty hard to hide. I just felt like with stuff like that, why try to hide it? Somebody's going to say something to her. It's going to come up in a conversation, maybe when one of my friends are over the house and she's going to hear it.

I always told my wife stuff like that. Just because, again, I was the quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I was pretty hard to hide. I just felt like with stuff like that, why try to hide it? Somebody's going to say something to her. It's going to come up in a conversation, maybe when one of my friends are over the house and she's going to hear it.

So, yeah, I was kind of like transparent with stuff like that.

So, yeah, I was kind of like transparent with stuff like that.

Well, we're a little both. I like Christmas Eve better. I love that night before Christmas, we kind of have the family over our house. My wife cooks an Italian dinner. Her dad, who was a restaurant owner and a cook,

Well, we're a little both. I like Christmas Eve better. I love that night before Christmas, we kind of have the family over our house. My wife cooks an Italian dinner. Her dad, who was a restaurant owner and a cook,

as well as he grew up he gets involved in cooking so we have a great time the food's awesome i guess there's the excitement about the next day being christmas and feeling the energy of my kids can't wait to open presents and stuff like that so i think i like christmas eve better than i do christmas actually christmas day i'm already kind of tired of christmas i hear you i saw you guys yesterday like we don't need to do this again

as well as he grew up he gets involved in cooking so we have a great time the food's awesome i guess there's the excitement about the next day being christmas and feeling the energy of my kids can't wait to open presents and stuff like that so i think i like christmas eve better than i do christmas actually christmas day i'm already kind of tired of christmas i hear you i saw you guys yesterday like we don't need to do this again