Chris Simms
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1,401 appearances
7 recordings
5 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 27 Apr
Chris Simms’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like on a Monday night, Monday night football's on, right? Tuesday's a player's day off. So, hey, I could sleep in a little on Tuesday. Most Monday nights in my career, I, Hey, Joey Galloway or blah, blah, blah. Where are we going? Oh, we're going to go to this strip club and watch the game and eat a steak. Cause they got some, you know, higher end strip clubs there too.
And I, it became kind of a thing. It really did. It drove my wife crazy. Cause she was like, wait, you're, you're going to the strip club again. I'm like, yeah, well that's where everybody is. And we're going to watch the game there. So I was there often.
I always told my wife stuff like that. Just because, again, I was the quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I was pretty hard to hide. I just felt like with stuff like that, why try to hide it? Somebody's going to say something to her. It's going to come up in a conversation, maybe when one of my friends are over the house and she's going to hear it.
So, yeah, I was kind of like transparent with stuff like that.
Well, we're a little both. I like Christmas Eve better. I love that night before Christmas, we kind of have the family over our house. My wife cooks an Italian dinner. Her dad, who was a restaurant owner and a cook,
as well as he grew up he gets involved in cooking so we have a great time the food's awesome i guess there's the excitement about the next day being christmas and feeling the energy of my kids can't wait to open presents and stuff like that so i think i like christmas eve better than i do christmas actually christmas day i'm already kind of tired of christmas i hear you i saw you guys yesterday like we don't need to do this again
I, I, that's where like we, we have everybody at our house and like years past, we've gone everybody at our house. And then the next morning you get up, you eat breakfast, you open the presents, all that. And we'd all get dressed up and go to my parents' house. I don't think that's going to happen this year. That's, that's not just because I got to work the next day and be up early.
And like you just said, it's just like, wait, we just spent the last, you know, nine hours together. And I just, I think it's a little too much, not going to happen this year.
Oh, my gosh. I can't stand them. I can't stand them. That's how I feel about that. What's the problem, Sims? Did yours happen already? No, no. I mean, we had some. We have a few more. I'm all for, like, parties and love giving back. Right. But sometimes the holiday parties are like, yeah, during the middle of the work week or during the week. And you're like, wait, we were just all together.
And now we're going to spend the whole day together. Like, we just all like go to bed together, too. Damn. Like, how much do we got to see each other? And if the holiday party isn't at something special, I kind of just sit there and go, eh. B minus job by the company. Kind of cheap party. Like you brought us out here to do what? And this is what we're getting. Huh?
How much money did we pay to certain people this year? What? So I look at that stuff. And, you know, if you're going to make me come to the party, it better be a good party.
A hundred percent.
I don't mind. The good thing I'll say about company parties, if I do go, I'm going to have a drink and have some fun. And I usually am around some people that you like and you can talk and have some fun talk with. So that's not the worst part of it.
Um, nobody liked it more than Mike Tirico. Mike Tirico was the best. He really would. He was the spearhead of like, Hey, we're having a gift exchange. We're going to do this. He was very creative and gifts that he got, uh, for other people. He was definitely the one I think that led the charge in that department. Jason Garrett's a very thoughtful person, so he is really good at it.
Like Jason Garrett. I just got it yesterday. Every Christmas sends me a smoked turkey. And let me tell you, that thing is good. I mean, it is good. So just a turkey arrives.
Exactly right. No, a turkey. That's what when you're rich and you coach the Cowboys, you say a card. Here's a whole turkey. And that's what he's done. Hold on.
Draw a name. You can't tell anybody who you drew.
It's kind of Secret Santa. Exactly right. You're supposed to have a price point that generally you try to work with. I usually go above that as far as what I get. I usually am lazy, so I get something more expensive that's maybe not as personally meaningful to the person. And who'd you get? No, you're not going to know the person. The person's a behind-the-scenes person, right?
So it's not one of the top on-air personalities or anything like that. It's all our production crew, everybody, director, producer, all of them getting involved in this. And yeah, they're good. They are good. And some people are very creative and funny about what they do. Like last year, I received a video message from... Gene Steratore. He didn't know he was making it from me. He did not know.
So this person listed out all the things and how I yell at the refs on Sundays and how I smoke pot from time to time. And he sent back this video having no idea that it was me just dissecting and kind of trashing me. And I heard you trash the referees a lot. Let me just tell you, they're 90% right. And so it was really funny. I actually sent it as my dad.
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