Chris van Tulleken

Maybe you should really switch to eating enormous quantities of oats.

They're very good for you.

They have high fibre.

They lower your cholesterol.

Just start... Well, then you go on the socials and everyone says that oats are full of oxalic acid and they're terribly bad for you.

These are organics and they're not full of pesticides, but that's the other thing people say.

I don't know.

I'm so confused.

I mean, the wellness industry is endlessly confusing.

I think it's probably that you shouldn't...

You were only adding to that confusion today.

This is an opportunity to offer friends and neighbours some baked goods, to offer them some free oats, to send some to the food bank, to enjoy... I mean, an obvious solution seems to be a wellness point would be to make a load of flapjacks for the What's Up Docs team.

You think I'm stupid?

They're in my bag.

Oh, have you?

Yes, of course.

They're right there.

Well, there's your problem solved.

So I think the wellness point is, I suppose when life gives you lemons, you know, famously you've got to make lemonade...

But when life gives you oats, you know, there's not... But there's more to make.