Chris Van Vliet

Who's our fifth man gonna be?

Well, I can tell you that he slithers around like a snake.

And his name rhymes with Mandy Morton.

It was so obvious.

Then Randy Orton ended up coming out and was like, oh, okay.

Why'd they ruin that surprise?

Oh, after Survivor Series is over?

That's why.

Because CM Punk was the actual big surprise of the night.

So while right now, with a week to go to WrestleMania, these feel like they were surprises that were spoiled,

I think there's some big surprises that we're in store for.

I don't know what they are, but there's going to be some big surprises.

So maybe these are being done in order to preserve those big surprises that will happen.

I'm just spitballing here, but I'm with you that at least one of those, Demon Finn Balor, I would have liked to have seen that be a surprise.

And I feel like

Also, with demon Finn Balor being a surprise, if we're talking kayfabe here, if we're talking within the storylines, well, Dirty Dom can't prepare for the demon because he was preparing for Finn Balor this whole time.

Dominic Mysterio doesn't even know the demon.

Dominic Mysterio hasn't been part of the Judgment Day with the Demon.

The Demon hasn't competed in three years.

WrestleMania 39, Los Angeles.