Chris Whittingham

No, no, it's definitely not worse than that.

Honestly, I don't really miss hockey very much.

It's out of my life, and now I have time to do other things.

I get my time back, the gift of time.

Zazzle, we have a finite amount of time on this earth, and the less of it spending watching Paul Maurice.

The less of it spending being happy?

No, watching Paul Maurice's teams play hockey.

I mean, what a waste of time it is to watch his teams and the way that they play hockey go game after game after game, never completing three consecutive passes together, dumping the puck in, going and chasing the ball by the ball, the puck by the boards, and trying to send it into the high slot for a high chance.

And no thanks.

No thanks.

It's terrible.

It's terrible.

It's so bad to watch.

The show was so much better when he was the woke liberal broadcaster on it.

My description, honestly, I'm surprised when I did 90 seconds on Tua that I wasn't like talking about his passes as through balls or something like that.

Every single sport that I talk about now is through the context and lexicon of soccer.

Oh, but that's like pitting the two of you against each other.

I'll try and give quick answers on both.

Let's start with soccer.

There's no way Lamine Yamal, the teenage genius of Barcelona, comes out any kind of normal, right?