Chris Williamson

The highest reliably documented fall survived by a cat is generally believed to be 32 stories.

Sabrina in New York City, 1987, she fell from the 32nd floor of a skyscraper, survived with a chipped tooth, collapsed lung, and minor chest injuries.

After treatment, she reportedly recovered fully.

Dude.

Telling you, terminal velocity of a cat, non-fatal.

They're able to slow themselves down, right?

This is remarkable.

What did I get you with the other day?

It was when we were talking about the fact that if a man doesn't have a girlfriend, the way that he behaves between 7 p.m.

and 11 p.m.

at night can only be destructive.

And I told a friend about this.

Unless there's the internet.

Well, even with the internet, it's still destructive, right?

Because you're just embedding bad habits and doom scrolling and it's all bullshit.

However, I asked a friend about this and he said, yeah, so my buddy was single and I'm in a relationship.

And apparently at like 8.30 p.m.

at night, he would just receive photos of his friend headstanding, just like selfies of him doing headstands.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, Nirav, what have you brought?