Christian Crowley
Appearances
The Tim Dillon Show
434 - Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok
She's like, I did the job good. I did it good. Bring her up. Does she speak? Does she have an interview? I put out the fires when they was there. There was a lot of fires there. My name is Christian Crowley and I'm the fire. I'm the chief of the fire here in Los Angeles.
The Tim Dillon Show
434 - Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok
Hello, I'm very sorry about the fire that happened in the place where I live. The good people get all burned up in the fire. The fire burned all their cars and their pets and their jewelry. But it wasn't my fault. Fire come and fire go. Fire is the work of the Lord, the Dark Lord. There's more than one God. Good ain't nothing without evil. The devil is real. And he opened hell.
The Tim Dillon Show
434 - Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok
And he blew that fire all over the Pacific Palisades. And he killed all those white women with their nice pussies. I love white pussy, pink pussy. But I ain't never turned down no kind of pussy. Asian Purple Pussy, Black Pussy. I love all kinds of pussy. But I love when those fires was out. Cause all you could smell is the burnt wood and the burnt pussy. A lot of pussies burned up in those fires.
The Tim Dillon Show
434 - Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok
My job was to save as many pussies as I could. They gotta save the pussy. The pussy ain't supposed to burn like that. I'm not supposed... Why are you trying to fire me?