Christiana
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1,364 appearances
23 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Jun 2025
Christiana’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And so now people have to go to the back because that's the only place in any space. But then people who finally get to the back who were boarding last because they're group Z, they're the ones that are like, but this should have been my space. Now there's an argument. You got to board...
uh all bosses are selected by employee votes no oh that's that's a beautiful way to lose a company that's democracy is bad like you can't if you because this is the thing i'm a pretty likable guy it doesn't mean i'm effective Touche, my friend. So it's like everyone might vote for me to be their boss. They know I won't say no to PTO. So now because I never say no to PTO, I'm the only one at work.
And then the company is losing hella money. We're hemorrhaging.
Yes, because it's a lot like a government program where they don't really help you. I would rather have no toilet paper in there than toilet paper I can see through when I look at it in my hand.
It's sharp, but it's thicker.
Yeah, when you try to wrap one ply, you can't make two ply.
The way that my fingers have broken through one ply.
Intentionally. No, not intentionally. Intentionally. Yes, I have had to use...
I'm not saying I wish all the toilet paper out of my life. I'm just saying that one ply is so bad.
Yeah.
That's like part of the problem, actually. There would be more kids in extracurriculars if some of them weren't at like 7 a.m.
Yeah. So like some of the clubs, like for instance, I did Quiz Bowl when I was in high school. You did what? It's like trivia for high school. I was a virgin. You did what? I just want to know what this is. Quiz Bowl is like...
Okay, it's like, imagine Jeopardy, but for everybody, and you go up against other schools, and you do Jeopardy pretty much, but it's not like the structure of picking off the board. It's like, I'm going to ask you one of the most random questions you've ever heard. You might know the answer, you might not, but your school gets points if you do.
It's all Jeopardy type things.
But it's more specific than general knowledge, which is also- And you did this at what time? It would be, maybe I went there at seven. Who designs your schools?
They've done studies where they're like, that's why we think they're dumb because they don't sleep enough. And then we try to teach them. And then at least I'm just talking about in the States, we try to teach them and they're tired. Then we give them a test and then they fail. And then we're like, okay, moving on to the next more difficult subject.
What do we define by shadow? I think shadow means, like, do the job as well.
Comedians don't shadow anybody. But the way that I shadowed when I was working at, like, a regular job was to do a mini version of the job.
I don't think that's shadowing. That's not shadowing. That's an unpaid internship.
Maybe we should vote then.
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