Christiana

I am very anti-dolphin. Tell me the story.

I am very anti-dolphin. Tell me the story.

I know that dolphins are capable of rape. They often do rape. Okay. Just like male cats.

I know that dolphins are capable of rape. They often do rape. Okay. Just like male cats.

And... Pigs are incredibly intelligent.

And... Pigs are incredibly intelligent.

No, but my point is, no, because like at the Daily Show, it's like a bit about how much I hate dolphins. And I seem like a weirdo because I hate dolphins. But I'm just saying that there are some animals that are capable of like being incredibly cruel.

No, but my point is, no, because like at the Daily Show, it's like a bit about how much I hate dolphins. And I seem like a weirdo because I hate dolphins. But I'm just saying that there are some animals that are capable of like being incredibly cruel.

Okay. But what I'm trying to say, I'm actually disagreeing with our friend Rutgers here. Like...

Okay. But what I'm trying to say, I'm actually disagreeing with our friend Rutgers here. Like...

I think men are the chimpanzees. You know, I want all the restraints on men and everyone else is fine. You already know, like, I'm a misandrist in the making. Wow. You're just going to throw us all under the bus at the same time. Yeah, men are predators. Men are scary. I don't speak to men after 5 p.m. that aren't like my husband or Trevor or my dad. I don't speak to men after 5 p.m.

I think men are the chimpanzees. You know, I want all the restraints on men and everyone else is fine. You already know, like, I'm a misandrist in the making. Wow. You're just going to throw us all under the bus at the same time. Yeah, men are predators. Men are scary. I don't speak to men after 5 p.m. that aren't like my husband or Trevor or my dad. I don't speak to men after 5 p.m.

But aren't like, they have to be vetted like Trevor or like my husband and my son. Wow. And my life has never been better.

But aren't like, they have to be vetted like Trevor or like my husband and my son. Wow. And my life has never been better.

No, I drive perpetually terrified.

No, I drive perpetually terrified.

Because I live in Los Angeles.

Because I live in Los Angeles.

That's not morality. That's just a reason. I believe humans are rational.

That's not morality. That's just a reason. I believe humans are rational.