Christina Mariani

I'm a big fan of the LGBTQA community, but I have decided that the plus can go themselves.

A plus, you weird.

Stay away from my kids.

You can't just slap a plus on the end and expect my support.

I need more information.

Like if I was doing a job interview and I'd be like, it says here on your application that you were incarcerated for a while.

What was all that about?

Oh, tax evasion plus.

You were in prison for 15 years.

I did a lot of pluses.

Like, plaster isn't an umbrella that you can just have, get away with .

By these standards, now Disney can start showing pornography because of Disney+.

I love Asian men.

I do, all my ex-boyfriends have been Asian, so technically I'm still a virgin.

I learned that racism is passed down generationally, so it's internalized, which makes sense.

I was walking home, it was late at night, and this black guy walks towards me.

And instinctively, I grab my purse, even though logically, I know he's not for sale.

He did steal my wallet, though.

Thank you, guys.

Good.