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The Ben Shapiro Show

Ben Reacts to Unwoke Comedians | Part 2

13 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What unwoke comedians are highlighted in this episode?

48.226 - 55.774 Ben Shapiro

All right, folks, today we're going to go through some more unwoke comedians and we'll see how good they are. We'll rate some of them, see who's the best. All right, let's do this thing.

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56.335 - 71.432 Unknown

I feel like a Muslim superhero. It would be kind of like, it's a bird, it's a plane. It's another plane.

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76.508 - 79.613 Ben Shapiro

Come on. I mean, someone must still remember 9-11. It wasn't great.

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79.993 - 106.7 Unknown

This place is where you'll never see a homeless person. Like the airport. There's no homeless people at the airport. You go to the bus station, they're on the bus beside you. But at the airport, they can't even get to it. They can't even get to it. You've never seen a homeless person at the airport? You've never been at your gate and some guy's like, hey, man. I'm trying to get to Tokyo.

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106.72 - 127.747 Ben Shapiro

Can you help me out? Louis C.K. is like an amazing story. Just an amazing business story. He got canceled over the, you know, whole masturbation in front of people scandal with their permission, apparently. It was not great. But he has made an entirely independent career, just like selling his albums on his own website and selling his shows on his own website.

127.767 - 133.414 Ben Shapiro

He's making way more money than he was when he was sort of a mainstream comedian. It's pretty incredible, actually.

133.394 - 162.557 Unknown

It's crazy how free we are in America. I know everyone says, oh, there's no freedom anymore, blah, blah. No, like, if I want to be a lady tomorrow, I can. That's how good we have it. I can just be a lady tomorrow, and none of you will say s***. I'll be at the coffee shop, and your kids will be looking at me, and you'll be like, don't stare at the...

163.516 - 187.755 Unknown

Not one person's going to go, what's with the six foot four bearded bitch? Not one person. That's how we just do anything. That's how good it is to be us. My dad couldn't have done that. My dad couldn't have just worn a dress to the factory. They would have murdered him. They would have murdered him. They'd have been arrested. The judge would have been some old white bigot.

187.795 - 201.218 Unknown

He'd be like, well, they had to kill him. He's wearing a dress. Not now! Not in the good time. Now if I wear a dress to work and you don't call me Christine, you're fired. What a time to be alive!

Chapter 2: How does Louis C.K.'s career reflect the changes in comedy?

390.954 - 419.36 Unknown

One thing you have to admit, and we can all agree on this, is that liberals make better espresso. That's a fact, Jack, you know what I'm saying? You gotta give the devil their due, dude. That is, that is their . I tell Republicans all the time, I'm like, listen, you keep your hardworking, patriotic, family-loving lifestyle out of this coffee shop. My coffee's made by some pill-addled vegan witch.

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422.124 - 439.479 Unknown

Some grumpy queer lady with a pocket full of crystals. Sagittarius moon rising or whatever the . She's fresh from an abortion, ready to go. She don't got time for children. She gotta work.

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439.699 - 448.948 Ben Shapiro

Yeah, that's true. That is true. Also, I've yet to hear a really good sort of abortion joke. It's not even a joke though, right? That's more of like an argument than it is a joke.

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448.968 - 486.103 Christina Mariani

I'm a big fan of the LGBTQA community, but I have decided that the plus can go themselves. A plus, you weird. Stay away from my kids. You can't just slap a plus on the end and expect my support. I need more information. Like if I was doing a job interview and I'd be like, it says here on your application that you were incarcerated for a while. What was all that about? Oh, tax evasion plus.

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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about freedom in America today?

487.305 - 505.309 Christina Mariani

You were in prison for 15 years. I did a lot of pluses. Like, plaster isn't an umbrella that you can just have, get away with . By these standards, now Disney can start showing pornography because of Disney+.

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507.551 - 525.15 Ben Shapiro

Comedy is definitely significantly less woke than it was 10 years ago. There's no question. Like, half these jokes just could not have been told 10 years ago. I'm going to say, I have to say that the lady who pretends that she's a racist as a comedian, Christina Mariani, so congrats to her. The Leonardo DiCaprio and Django Unchained joke is spectacular. That's a really good joke.

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525.468 - 525.909 Unknown

Thank you.

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I think the time code is helpful.

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535.555 - 547.426 Unknown

Trump tomorrow was like, we're going to put all the homeless people in concentration camps. We'd be like, let's give it a shot.

547.446 - 549.973 Ben Shapiro

So, yeah, I mean, not politically incorrect in any way.

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