Christina P
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So sweetie...
just woke up kind of sickly, you know?
Yeah.
And then, you know, and then, and then of course I was like, should I take this thing to the vet?
And I was like, no, they're just going to be like, yeah, it's dying.
And then we spent $500 and two hours of my life to find out that this thing is dying.
Hamster just doesn't move.
It's still not eating, not doing its stupid hamster life.
So you know what I did?
I, I hid the hamster in the basement and then I faked sweetie's death.
No, we have a whole funeral.
The hamster's not even dead yet.
It's dying, but it's not dead yet.
But I didn't want it to be actively dying and the kids being like, take it to the vet.
Take it to the, put it in the hospital.
You know, you know, that's how they do it.
So I faked her death.
It's actively dying in our basement, hidden away from them.
It's in a closet that they don't go into, yes, and it's dying.
Yeah, but I can't kill it, and you're not here, so you can't kill it.