Christina P

Does it make me healthier and stuff?

People swear by it.

People swear that it's good for your skin.

reverses the aging process by five years could you imagine if there were actual medicinal properties there would be like semen shampoo you know that women would turn it so quickly into like we put snail slime on our faces to stay is that true yeah oh you pay a lot of money for like a little vial of

snail slime after you get your lasering treatments really wait no bring that back up is it a specific kind of snail the world needs to know ah i'm sure it is but okay semen contains small amounts of nutrients protein zinc fructose sugar and calcium

But in such minuscule quantities has no significant nutritional value.

Well, that's the best part.

I love them too I got my kids into it and now I'm training them to be survivalists they love to start fires and chop wood they know how to drive a manual car I'm basically Sarah Connering them for what's fucking about to come down you think it's coming?

I think that, yeah, humanity has progressively gotten dumber and dumber and dumber.

And I think it's really frightening.

And I don't know if there's going to be necessarily an event, but I do think the retards are going to lose in the future.

Pronaria.

That's true.

Cause there, you know, you're right.

Except now we used to just hear it centralized.

The disinformation was just on like four or five channels on television and

Like Tom Brokaw would sell you some bullshit, but now it's from fucking every angle.

Every time you open up the TikTok and everything.

But by the way, this is a perfect segue into Mystery Boys.

Oh, shit.