Christina P

You know, and I have this great memory of dancing with sailors. There were sailors in their outfits.

You know, and I have this great memory of dancing with sailors. There were sailors in their outfits.

You know, and I have this great memory of dancing with sailors. There were sailors in their outfits.

Third grade. They had just come off whatever break, and they were on the dance floor with me. And they were like, I'm this novelty. I'm this little girl.

Third grade. They had just come off whatever break, and they were on the dance floor with me. And they were like, I'm this novelty. I'm this little girl.

Third grade. They had just come off whatever break, and they were on the dance floor with me. And they were like, I'm this novelty. I'm this little girl.

So fun. And at one point, it's like a wedding. Yeah, exactly. It was Moany Moany, you know, that song by Billy Idol. And sailors, yeah, there's a thing where they go, hey, motherfucker, get laid, get fucked. Like, you sing it in between. I remember being like, what's this new poem? And I... And I remember chanting it with them. Hey, motherfucker, get laid, get fucked.

So fun. And at one point, it's like a wedding. Yeah, exactly. It was Moany Moany, you know, that song by Billy Idol. And sailors, yeah, there's a thing where they go, hey, motherfucker, get laid, get fucked. Like, you sing it in between. I remember being like, what's this new poem? And I... And I remember chanting it with them. Hey, motherfucker, get laid, get fucked.

So fun. And at one point, it's like a wedding. Yeah, exactly. It was Moany Moany, you know, that song by Billy Idol. And sailors, yeah, there's a thing where they go, hey, motherfucker, get laid, get fucked. Like, you sing it in between. I remember being like, what's this new poem? And I... And I remember chanting it with them. Hey, motherfucker, get laid, get fucked.

And I was like, my life couldn't get any better.

And I was like, my life couldn't get any better.

And I was like, my life couldn't get any better.

And then I'd go to school the next day. I went to a nice Lutheran school. And like, how do you explain to other kids that you just chanted with sailors?

And then I'd go to school the next day. I went to a nice Lutheran school. And like, how do you explain to other kids that you just chanted with sailors?

And then I'd go to school the next day. I went to a nice Lutheran school. And like, how do you explain to other kids that you just chanted with sailors?

Yeah, and I'm like, you guys are fucking dorks.

Yeah, and I'm like, you guys are fucking dorks.

Yeah, and I'm like, you guys are fucking dorks.

Private school. Private school. Lutheran school. Okay.

Private school. Private school. Lutheran school. Okay.