Christophe Jean
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171 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
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In like fucking 12. Yeah. In 12, they broke off. Yeah.
These guys are too into being Catholic. I'm going to say it.
he insists that this is what my mom wanted me to be do you think if he got dome one time he'd go what was I doing as soon as he busted it dude the craziest post nut clarity ever he'd be like where the fuck he's wearing this crazy outfit he's like what the fuck what happened the last 71 years of my life this is crazy he's just got his shit slurped one time can you get your shit slurped before marriage no can you get your shit slurped ever no or is it sodomy
um i forget i actually looked this up or maybe i talked to someone about i can't remember but like if you're a married catholic you can get your shit slurped you can get you can get topped but you can't nut you can't nut what what is this life you can get your shit slurped but not nut what's the point of anything ever what is the point of any of this shit man because it's like you can have ice cream you can't swallow it
Do you put ice cream in your mouth and you spit it out? Do you just chew a chocolate bar? Like a high man on the door. Dome and no nut is wild. Dome and no nut. That is the Catholic way. If I was... That would be my first rule as Pope. You can get slurped up. Everyone can get slurped up. To compliche? To compliche before marriage.
And you can raw dog before marriage and let one loose. And condoms are cool. Yeah.
If you're a fucking Protestant... Everyone has a line.
Yeah. I mean, do you really think it transforms? Do you think it transfigurates? I think the substance, the spiritual essence... This is such a Catholic answer. It's such a non-fucking answer.
Does it turn into the body of Christ or not? Yes. Literally, you think the cells...
What's the difference between that and a fucking metaphor?
The spirit? Yeah. It's fucking having swag.
Yeah. Smoking weed. Dunking a basketball.
Yeah, I know, I know. This is, this is, I guess it implies.
But isn't that, isn't spirit like the, you know, spirit is literal. So like, you mean like a ghost, like a, like a. Like a ghoul. Phantom, like a ghoul.
Yeah, like Casper.
I know there aren't ghosts, but I know that from logic and reason. So you're telling me that the Eucharist, that a guy goes... And then because he goes... That because he does that, that lightning, that whatever. But I'm really Reddit atheist-ing this, but I get it.
But still, you think the spirit of Jesus Christ wasn't in the cracker before, and now, because he went, that it's literally the soul of Jesus Christ, and then you eat it. Yes. All right.
Do you actually?
No, no, no, no. Do you mark the rational human being with a brain and a brain stem and a spine? Believe that.
I don't. I'm fine.
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