Christopher MacArthur-Boyd
speaker
559 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 18 Jan
Christopher MacArthur-Boyd’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I mean, all the Sims game, but the Sims where you're in charge of the wee house and you're putting people in a swimming pool and then you're deleting the stairs and then they get tired.
A fantastic suite of white appliances and the living room is the nostril of the sleeping closet.
know what happened i got to a certain point and there's a group called the animancers who are experimenting with like using the world of the dead for like uh scientific reasons and they are trying to teleportation by using the beyond like what's it called in irish mythology david the like tyrannagogue
well ternog is where the young people come from uh hi brazil it's got a few names they're trying to send you through the mythical otherland as a kind of zip thing but the issue is there's a lot of stuff back there you should not be dealing with so i ended up another god of death rim ground i ended up in his realm and i was a bit cheeky with him and he killed me and all my friends it was like i had to go back like 20 minutes and i thought fuck this man
So the night before, and I know we're not supposed to speak about the night before, we were supposed to speak about yesterday, but it is relevant.
The night before, it got to half ten at night and in a moment of weakness and a lack of options, I ordered a Pizza Hut.
yes stuffed crust no stuffed crust no actually it's a new type of thing that pizza hut offer and this is not spawn con but i ordered something called the pizza hut crafted flats with two z's oh okay this is a new range that pizza hut offers
yeah this makes me worried to tell people about this can i tell you the the copy for the pizza hut crafted flats oh yes pizza hut crafted flats are new oval shaped personal flatbread pizzas featuring premium toppings designed as a value focused me time meal for solo diners
including with each flats with two zeds is a little saucer you can cry into it comes with a stool and a rope it's absolutely one of the saddest meals i've ever had in my life a special oval pizza just for me and there was some leftovers now i thought i've got this
i've got this youtube premiere at three it's maybe it's half two there's not enough time to go and get something there's nothing in the fridge there's nothing in the freezer there's cold leftover crusts wedgies and the sauce had been left out overnight so this dipping sauce had accumulated a skin now this is high performance
Oh, right, okay.
Yeah, the crusts had hardened into shards.
The sauce was inedible.
I'm trying so hard to be a functional person and it's just not happening.
And December in Glasgow, you know, you need to really put your best foot forward to cope with the grey and the drizzle and just the unrelenting sadness of this city and country at this time of year.
I mean, my God.
I'm in a long-distance relationship.
My girlfriend lives in London.
She's lost her voice, which essentially means I'm alone.
Oh, my goodness.
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