Christopher 'Mad Dog' Russo

You're going to come up and then there'll be a Shake Shack and then you take a right.

Now, there's McDonald's.

Keep going past that one and then there'll be another one up there and then you turn left at Starbucks and then I'm up on a block up.

Those are fat guy directions.

I was saying a foodie.

You're being very diplomatic.

Yes, Marvin.

Back in the day, the gas station attendant used to be basically the MapQuest guy.

And I'm a guy who stops to ask for directions.

Still?

Well, if I get lost, you know, or this is confusing, sometimes when you have directions on your phone and you're like, wait a minute, they're taking me all the way over there and I can just go right there?

But I have asked for directions.

Yes, I'm that guy.

Yes, Todd.

The worst thing is that when you pull over, I was in a snowstorm once, and I had whatever map I had, and not only was I not on the right page, I went so far away from where I had to get off the exit, he took me back four pages in the book to where I needed to go.

It was a total disaster.

My wife loves those Rand McNally maps.

She gives those to the kids for Christmas.

She loves it.

Because we were driving recently, and she said, oh, don't use your phone.