Christopher Titus
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2,750 appearances
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first heard Oct 2025
last heard 11 Oct
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And I know there's different versions.
Give me the S. I'll take the S. Now, the reason I got a radar detector is because when I finished a show in Sacramento at, let's see, we'll do an 8 o'clock show, finish about 9.45, sign some books, take some pictures, pack up some God knows what, and we'll be in the car if we're lucky at 11.
We're driving it.
and we got about a six-hour drive.
Now, we're going to be on the grapevine, and it's going to be Saturday night at 11 o'clock at night, and the fucking place is going to be empty.
This car has massive brakes, and all the safety and innovation from the xenon headlights to the, you know, 12 airbags in it to the crumple zones, but just the speed-rated tires and the speed-sensitive steering,
65 in this car does not feel like anything.
I mean, I've said it a million times.
When you're in a Learjet and you're going 550 miles an hour, you're standing around eating finger food and fingering, I mean, and drinking a cocktail.
And it's nothing.
It's nothing.
You're going 550.
It's nothing.
When you're in a shopping cart and you're going 11 miles an hour, you're...
You're one of the jackass boys.
When you're in my mom's VW squareback from my childhood and you're going 55, you're fucking white knuckling it with the drum brakes and the retreads.
This is nothing at 65.
And I'm going to be driving the fuck home on the grapevine.
And the grapevine is crawling with cops.
And they do this new thing now where they hit you with radar when they're coming at you.
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