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Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics)

11 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What health issues does the host discuss at the beginning?

0.031 - 29.782 Adam Carolla

Tulosyy. Terveystalon määräaikaistarkastus. Pientä kremppaa ollut polvissa ja selässä. Kausiluonteista kiirettä tasapainottavat lämmin työyhteisö ja merkityksellisiksi koettu työ. Terveyden tila pitkään ikään nähden hyvä. Kokonaisuudessaan oikein hyväkuntoinen mies. Voisi jopa sanoa, terve kuin pukki. Me keskitymme terveyteen, jotta joulupukki voi keskittyä tärkeimpään. Terveystalo on joulupukin virallinen työterveyskumppani.

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105.415 - 134.947 Giovanni

Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is a podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of the Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, available exclusively through podcast1.plus. Sign up today for ad-free archives of this program. And if you'd like to get ad-free archives of the Adam Corolla Show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or just access the exclusive brand new podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com.

135.25 - 141.562 Giovanni

Katsotaanpa videot. Ensimmäisenä on Adam Curla Show 7.15, jossa on Bobby Collins, Alison Rosen ja Brian Bishop 2011.

Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to political media biases?

145.898 - 174.468 Christopher Titus

Olen tekemässä... Hyvää päivää, Brian. Älä itke, että et ole yllättänyt. Hyvää päivää, Alison Rosen. Hei, Adam. Minun pitää pysyä vastaamaan itseäni. Olin tekemässä esitys tänään Sakramenton kanssa. Hän sanoi, etteikö ole huolissasi Glenn Beckin stigmaa? Tiedän tätä paljon. Eikö ole huolissasi, että hän on liittyvä oikealle? Sanoin, että miksi kun Alec Baldwin kertoo, että me olemme hyviä ystäviä, hän tulee esiin. Eikö hän ole huolissasi, että hän on liittyvä oikealle?

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174.468 - 201.434 Christopher Titus

That doesn't exist. And she's like, well... And I said, the reason you're asking that is because the media slanted toward the left and all of you think that way. You can't help but the way you think. See, if I go, hey, me and Alec Baldwin are good buddies and he calls in and we hang out, you think, cool. And if somebody says, hey, Glenn Beck was calling you a genius the other day, you go, ooh, aren't you worried? To be fair, the interview was with left-wing think tank daily. Yeah.

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201.991 - 218.748 Christopher Titus

Sacramento's left-wing think tank daily. She had no answer to that, but yes. It is weird. It's weird, and it just kind of... I know we get in this argument, like, which way is the media slanted? I'll tell you this. I don't know which way the media is slanted. I will tell you, I've been asked...

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218.748 - 239.403 Christopher Titus

Am I worried about being connected with right-wing whoever or being too right-wing a thousand times? No media members ever asked me about being too left-wing when I talk about pot and abortion and gay marriage or something like that. That's a little clue into the universe that they're living in.

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239.403 - 257.678 Alison Rosen

Here's something I have noticed. When I say something vaguely liberal, I get vicious, vicious right-wing tweets, like threatening harm to me. Really? Really? Like what? Give me an example or a topic. We should send you to Egypt to be raped.

257.678 - 274.756 Alison Rosen

I am this close to raping you! Because I had brought up the Elizabeth Hasselback, Bill Maher thing. The right wingers came after you. Yes. Oh really? Yes. However, when I say something vaguely conservative, I don't get vicious tweets from liberals.

Chapter 3: What experiences does the host share about travel and airports?

274.992 - 292.306 Christopher Titus

Hmm. I could fire you and burn down your friggin' house! Maybe it's just what they want you to be or expect you to be. Maybe. I never get anything from the right. I only get shit from the left. But maybe that's my listeners. Right. You know what I mean? I think they're probably more left-leaning.

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292.306 - 321.415 Christopher Titus

I wonder if you were to say something... So if you say something that skews liberal, you don't get any... People aren't trying to tell you to go get raped. No, I never get that. I only get it if I make one of my comments that sounds insane, like where I go. Well, each year I pay the equivalent to 48 school teachers in taxes, like what 48 individual school teachers individually would pay.

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321.415 - 344.095 Christopher Titus

I pay as one person. We get the exact same benefits. And you're saying to me you want me to pay the equivalent of 51 school teachers. I think I can make a pretty good argument as to why I should pay for only 45 worth of school teachers in taxes in one tax year. And then I get the hate mail. Oh, you rich guy, I don't think you pay.

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344.095 - 364.193 Christopher Titus

I'm just saying I'm paying for 48 worth of school teachers. You want me at 51? I don't get an extra thing. This would be a very interesting argument if we just went into a court of law and you sat down and you would explain to the unbiased judge why I should go from 48 school teachers to 51.

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364.193 - 392.341 Christopher Titus

And then I could easily make the argument to get from 48 down to 45 by simply explaining I get no extra anything from the people that I'm giving the money to. Except for a little bit of the stink eye when I'm explaining this particular matter. As you're explaining it, I'm imagining a bunch of chairs with 51 school teachers and then it just has 48 and then has 45. It'd be nice. I feel like to illustrate this in the court, you should have that many school teachers. I'd like to get...

392.341 - 411.933 Christopher Titus

Kyllä, se olisi kiva. Yksi minulle, ja sitten heille. Sitten laitan, kuinka monta rautaa yksi rauta kääntää joka vuosi, joka on vähemmän kuin kolme viikkoa. Sitten näemme, kuinka monta rautaa rautani kääntää joka vuosi. Ja sitten se olisi valmis ja valmis.

412.287 - 436.722 Christopher Titus

We would all leave. It'd be the easiest case in the world. There'd be no jury in the world. They couldn't get very far on their three inches of road. That would think I should pay for 51 or worth the 51 worth of taxes. All right. But that does piss people off. And I understand it. The thing that's different about me is I grew up around this shit and this rhetoric. And that's why I'm not buying into it. Now, also, as I've said a million times.

436.722 - 454.053 Christopher Titus

The government, look, if I thought the fucking money was going somewhere useful, I'd give you all that I had. But I don't trust these guys. Either side of the aisle. I think they're all fuck-ups and greedy and they're all a mess. And they're mostly sociopaths. The other thing I want to talk about.

454.205 - 475.012 Christopher Titus

As it pertains to the government. Pull up a Porsche Panamera, please. Now, I had to go to Amazon today. I clicked through our website so we could get a little love. To buy a Porsche? I actually had my assistant do this. No, I had to buy a radar detector.

Chapter 4: How does the guest discuss the impact of taxes on personal finances?

694.707 - 739.51 Christopher Titus

Sinä olet yksi heikkoja. Kun olet vanhempani VW Squareback, kun olet 55-vuotias, sinä olet vihreämpänä. Se on mitään 65-vuotiaan. Minä menen kotiin Grapevineen, ja Grapevine rauhoittaa polttoaineita. He tekevät uuden asian, jossa he saavat radarin, kun he tulevat sinuun. Silloin et näe heitä takana. Kiitos kun katsoit videon!

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739.51 - 754.428 Christopher Titus

They do my favorite move, which is they go across the median, and then they burn out a little and get a little bit squirrely coming out of it and kick some gravel and shit onto the highway. And then they floor it, and they catch up to you, and then they explain to you why what you were doing was dangerous. Yeah.

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755.845 - 781.529 Christopher Titus

That's what I love. So I need a fucking radar detector because I cannot take this Autobahn cruiser that's safe at 110 past 65 or 70 or I'm going to get a chicken shit ticket. And by the goddamn way, I could shave two fucking hours off this night's commute. Two fucking hours if I could lay my foot into it. Now the car's safe at 155 miles an hour.

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781.529 - 791.975 Christopher Titus

I'm only asking to go 90. I'll still shave two fucking hours. And by the way, I just got done doing a show and paying a shitload in taxes. Filled up, used the gas.

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792.11 - 816.41 Christopher Titus

drove through the Mickey D's. We're spending a lot of money here. Can we get a fucking pass? At Mickey D's. You don't go with Mike Goggins. He's a McNugget hound. The nice Mickey D's. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. In the mall. I'm just saying, can I make this point? If the posted speed limit is 65 miles an hour, but you're in a fog bank...

816.511 - 839.579 Christopher Titus

and you're going 65 miles an hour, you will get a ticket for driving at an unsafe rate of speed. Sure, it could be 65, but it's pouring outside, and it's foggy, and you're going 65, and that's unsafe. How about I use your same argument against you, which is there's nobody on the highway, it's a clear night, and I'm driving a fucking...

839.579 - 866.157 Christopher Titus

piece of precision German pussy. How about I go 90? Oh, they're always open to that. So we're gonna have to fucking crawl home because we take all our fucking tax dollars and dump them into fucking buying new cruisers and new pussies with fucking radar detectors with an antiquated speed limit. A lot of cars and people are pussies in this scenario. Yes. Even the German one. This car...

866.157 - 882.982 Christopher Titus

is so packed with technology. It'd really be like if somebody said, hey, we have to set a speed limit for biplanes. And then you go, well, I got a jet. And they went, I don't care. That's what the speed limit is.

883.15 - 910.792 Christopher Titus

The same one that Charlie Brown and the Red Baron were flying around in. The Sopwith Camel. Yeah, that's the same speed. Yeah, canvas or aluminum, doesn't matter to us. Radial engine or GE turbine engine, don't matter to us. Professional driver or someone who just got their license. Yes, speed it up and it should all just basically be on a curve. It's not how fast you're going, how safe is the travel. You can get...

Chapter 5: What insights are shared about government and societal responsibilities?

910.792 - 936.425 Christopher Titus

You can be under the speed limit but be texting. Well, why do you get a ticket? Well, it's unsafe. You're distracted. So I'm at ten and two. I only have three and a half Miller Lights in me from the show. And I'm driving a German car. So now I have to get a fucking radar detector and see if I can thwart this fucking scourge. Why does a German pussy not come with a radar detector?

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936.509 - 961.18 Christopher Titus

En ole varma, onko se legaalia. Ne eivät ole legaaleja kaikissa valtioissa, en usko. Ja niille, jotka ovat... He ovat eläimiä Kaliforniassa. Joo, no vittu sinulle, Schwarzenegger, koska jos te olette tullut ulos, sinun radarsit. Tämä on periaatteessa kulttuurin tapaaminen tasapainossa. Hyvää asiaa. Hyvää asiaa. Mikä on kompressio-ratio?

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961.771 - 985.042 Christopher Titus

Mikä on kompressiivinen ratio? Tämä on 12,5-1. Kuinka paljon kompressiivinen ratio on tehty silun sisällä, kun pistoni tekee ristiriitaa? Lisäksi kompressiivinen ratio on yleensä suurempi kohdallisuus, jonka moottori tuottaa. Turbojärjestäjät ja superjärjestäjät vähentävät ratioa hieman, koska he jättävät lisää.

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985.042 - 1014.86 Christopher Titus

In terms of boost into the cylinder. And it used to be that 12.5 to 1 would be too high and it would ping. You'd get premature detonation. But you don't get that anymore because they've worked out the mapping on the computer. And they retard the timing and advance the timing and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But this car hauls ass. And I would love to haul ass. And again, leaving at 11, there's a big difference to me whether you get home at 3 a.m. or 5.30. Yes.

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Kiitos, että katsoit videon!

1098.509 - 1135.043 Christopher Titus

Kiitos kun katsoit videon! They're 300 and something bucks and they hide behind that fucking bullshit excuse of, hey man, we have to make it high to prevent people from doing this. Well, you're writing out tickets as fast as you can fucking write. It's not preventing shit. You're just raping the people that

Chapter 6: How does the discussion address the role of comedians in political discourse?

1135.043 - 1164.153 Christopher Titus

that pay your fucking salaries. There should be a goddamn uprising against this. I mean, anyone who gets a fucking ticket on that grapevine who wasn't doing anything unsafe should fight that shit. As a matter of fact, everyone who gets a fucking ticket should just fight it, just fucking clog the system. Same thing they did with the cameras in the intersections. Everyone went, fuck it, we're not paying it, nobody paid it. Fucking poor Mexicans in this town, they can't afford that $480 ticket for going through an intersection. So everyone went, fuck it, the whole system shut down.

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1164.153 - 1192.672 Christopher Titus

That's what we should do. You see, they fucking got you by the balls here. When they pull this shit for companies, you see, when they try to rape Nissan, Nissan just moves to Nashville and goes, fuck you, California. And when they try to rape all the other companies that just flee to, you know, Phoenix or flee to New Mexico or flee to another state that's more friendly, they just pick up and leave. But they know you can't pick up and leave. You're on their fucking road. So they just rape the people that are left behind.

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1192.908 - 1198.207 Christopher Titus

Nyt kerron sinulle, miten radardetektori toimii. Onko sinulla koskaan ollut?

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1198.409 - 1225.375 Christopher Titus

Kyllä. Suurin piirtein ne jatkuvat ylöspäin ylöspäin ja muistavat sinua, ettei se onnistu. Ne jatkuvat ylöspäin. Kyllä, se on tällainen. Tässä on, miten radardetektori toimii. Ne eivät oikeastaan toimia. Se on kuin kun otit ylöspäin ylöspäin, laitit bateriaa ja se oli rauhassa. Siinä oli yli 45 sekunnia, kun se jatkui ylöspäin. Ja sinä ajattelet, että pitäisi rauhoittaa.

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Because you'd never get a ticket if somebody just sat in your seat and went, hey, slow down, hey, slow down, hey, slow down. That's really what they are. They're a hey, slow down box that gets set off by like CB radios and shit. You know what you need?

1238.318 - 1260.61 Christopher Titus

Se on se. Sitten vähentäisit ja siellä ei ole mitään. Oletkaan minun isäsi, joka tekee sitä asiaa, että ennen kuin teet mitään, hän rikkii itseänsä ja laittaa kohti kotiin ja kotiin. Minun isäni tekee sitä kohti kotiin. Hän alkaa laittaa kotiin. Kristi's mom does that too. What is that? Who flings themselves at the dashboard? That's exactly what happens. It's an old person thing.

1260.61 - 1284.522 Christopher Titus

Se liittyy siihen, että jos he käyvät, he laittavat armeen paikalleen, jotta he pysyvät takaisin. Niin he tekevät sen. Ja muuten vanhempi minun vanhempi hän voisi pysyä jokaisen. Kaikki, mitä he tekevät, on pysyä tekevänsä. Toinen asia, josta joku kertoi minulle liikkuja. Voimme katsoa tätä kertaa. En tiedä, onko sinulla jotain tällaista, Allison?

1284.522 - 1294.411 Christopher Titus

I'm going to give some love to one of our fantabulous... You guys can look about the leaf blower. By the way, I think it was Edmunds.

1295.39 - 1324.972 Christopher Titus

They tested the emissions, just the emissions. Now I've talked about those fucking leaf blowers because they don't have any way, you know, they don't have catalytic converters on them. They're just open exhaust. They took the emissions of a Ford Raptor. It was a 6.2 liter V8, a big V8 Ford truck engine, a souped up Ford truck engine. The Ford Raptor will show a picture of the Raptor when they find that versus a fucking leaf blower.

Chapter 7: What are the humorous anecdotes shared about personal experiences in show business?

1345.846 - 1368.61 Christopher Titus

It's again, it's one of these things that I can't figure out. We go apeshit over smoke. We go apeshit over secondhand smoke. We go fucking berserk. A guy smoking a goddamn Marlboro ultralight on the fucking beach will get tackled and arrested. But the fucking leaf blower guys are just fucking pluming shit out there. Nothing.

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1368.61 - 1395.577 Christopher Titus

No one can say a thing. I think it's because it's racist. I don't get it. I don't get the fucking problem where everyone does it. You know it's going to cost more. It's good. The fucking car has 10 airbags. We pay for every one of them. There is no version of that car with no airbags. There is no version of that car with no crumple zones. There is no version of that car with no catalytic converter. You put it on and you pass it on.

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1397.213 - 1423.623 Giovanni

Yes, Brian. I stopped at a red light today and I saw a guy using a leaf blower. Maybe the lawn was a little damp from sprinklers or whatever. He sort of futilely leaf blowing a bunch of fallen leaves off of the lawn. He wasn't really doing much. I'm thinking, wouldn't it be just as fast, if not faster, just a little rake? Yes. Like just as fast. Obviously a little more effort. You can't just stand there and swing your arm. But just as fast. It's their sword. Go ahead, Allison. Read that.

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1423.623 - 1441.662 Alison Rosen

It's a huge four-byte truck with a huge V8 in it.

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1441.662 - 1470.012 Alison Rosen

The kind of truck where if you see someone driving it, you think, small penis. Yeah. An Echo two-stroke leaf blower performed even worse, generating 23 times the carbon dioxide, sorry, the carbon monoxide, nearly 300 times more non-methane hydrocarbons than the Raptor. Now that's just what's coming out of the exhaust. What does that mean, two-stroke, four-stroke? Two-stroke is the one you add the oil to, and the four-stroke is... Are electric ones any safer?

1470.637 - 1490.465 Christopher Titus

Nämä eläkehitykset eivät laittaa emissioita. Nämä laittavat emissioita, jotka ovat suurimpia tai suurempia kuin täysin suurta Ford-trukkia, joilla on V8. Se on jokainen. Ja se ei ole edes ongelma. Ongelma on aineen osaaminen, että ne laittavat aineen. Se on minun ongelmani.

1490.465 - 1510.681 Christopher Titus

You know what? I bet a lot of it is phlegm, too. Because you know how people are always coughing up phlegm on the street? Then it's getting blown in the air. Dried phlegm, rat fecal matter, just your general dust and pollen and shit like that. Rat phlegm. Rat phlegm. And then... Sounds like a name like if Howard Stern really hated his program director. And...

1510.681 - 1540.364 Christopher Titus

Ja semmoista, joka tulee vain autossa, kuten vulkanisoitavaa rupaa ja muuta. Vain paita ja piiriä. Ja semmoista, joka kääntyy ja kääntyy ja kaikki semmoista. Mikä tahansa on maata. Mikä tahansa syy, miksi sinä ei halua, että lapsesi käy ylöspäin. Tai kääntää maata. Tai kääntää maata. Tai kääntää kääntöjä. Kääntöjä ja kääntöjä. Sinä olit kääntänyt kaikki tämän asian. Ylöspäin. Perjantai kääntää kääntöjä. Ei ongelmaa liikkuvauhtien kanssa. Mikä vain näyttää, että me emme oikein anna mitään. Tai me olemme liikkuvauhtia, että tiedämme ratkaisua.

1540.364 - 1569.76 Christopher Titus

Ja sitten on kolme kärsiä. Se, mikä tulee... Se, mikä vaikuttaa tämän kommentaattorin kärsiin. Se, mikä tulee kärsiin. Se, mikä kääntyy maahan. Ja se, mikä on ääneen. Se, mikä on paljon tärkeämpää, mitä ihmiset ajattelevat. Mitä viimeistä kertaa sinulla oli, kun olit napsaamassa tai puhunut keskustelua? 1983.

Chapter 8: What closing thoughts does the host leave the audience with?

1595.562 - 1618.073 Christopher Titus

Kaikki on ystävä, jolla on ystävä, jolla on ystävä, jota minä olin ottanut. He käyttäivät niitä aina ympäri meistä. Minun kaverini kutsui poliitikkoja. Hän oli täällä rauhoittamassa tänään. Hän on ollut rauhoittamassa viime viikkoja. Minä ajattelin, että hän tarkoittaa london. Minäkin. Minäkin.

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1618.073 - 1634.071 Christopher Titus

That's right, Brogan. What they should do is they should take some of the cops that are hanging around the grapevine writing out chicken shit tickets and steer them toward the scourge. They should blow them with leaf blowers towards the scourge. That's right. All right, go to meeting.

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1634.071 - 1659.502 Christopher Titus

You get your news prepped. Holiday weather, it is upon us. Blustery out there. Like I said, man, Denver snow, a falling ice, frozen. Oh man, I was walking to a club, it's all icy in the alley, and I was doing that weird walk, that weird linebacker walk, where you're trying to walk on every square millimeter of your foot. Just feet are out wide. I didn't want to eat shit before I went to the club. They shut the gap.

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1659.738 - 1676.596 Christopher Titus

Yeah. Why not use a little GoToMeeting? You don't have to deal with all the snow and the rain and the sleet and the hail. GoToMeeting brought to you by Citrix. Host meetings online from your computer while your attendees join. From their computer, their iPad.

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1676.596 - 1706.043 Christopher Titus

iPhone, Android, many mobile devices. This is nice. I mean, your iPhone? Come on, man. You don't have to go to the meeting anymore. Download the free app and start joining or hosting GoToMeeting sessions, even if you're snowed in. Try it for free. 45 days free. Visit GoToMeeting.com. Click on the Try It Free button. Use the promo code Adam. 45 days free, man. GoToMeeting. All right, Allison Rosen. Little news, baby girl? Mm-hmm.

1706.043 - 1722.597 Giovanni

The News with Alison Rosen.

1725.213 - 1741.025 Alison Rosen

FAA-administraattori Randy Babbitt suunnitti viikkoa, kolme päivää myöhemmin, kun hän oli vahvistunut vahvistuksen lähellä hänen lähellänsä Washingtonin lähellä. Fairfax City poliisi vahvisti Babbitta viikkoa viikkoa myöhemmin, kun hän oli vahvistunut vahvistuksen lähellä.

1741.025 - 1763.198 Alison Rosen

The police put out a news release on Monday morning detailing the incident. Babbitt was alone in the car and was cooperative, police said. He was released on personal recognizance, meaning no bail was required. The police department said Babbitt failed a sobriety test, but they did not release the result of any blood alcohol test. A court date for Babbitt has been set for February 2nd in Virginia.

1763.198 - 1779.736 Christopher Titus

He's the federal aviation administrator. He's the guy who decided that Natalia didn't have to wear her flip-flops or could wear her flip-flops when she went through the... I don't know if he personally did, but he was near the people who did. I just hope when he was arrested the cop gave him an extra...

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