Christopher Titus
speaker
2,750 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2025
last heard 11 Oct
Christopher Titus’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So you don't see them behind you.
and slowing down going under the overpass doesn't do it anymore.
They come at you, and when they're coming at you at 80 miles an hour, and they're way the fuck down the road, and you're coming at them, your combined speed is 160 miles an hour.
They get you, and then...
They do my favorite move, which is they go across the median, and then they burn out a little and get a little bit squirrely coming out of it and kick some gravel and shit onto the highway.
And then they floor it, and they catch up to you, and then they explain to you why what you were doing was dangerous.
Yeah.
That's what I love.
So I need a fucking radar detector because I cannot take this Autobahn cruiser that's safe at 110 past 65 or 70 or I'm going to get a chicken shit ticket.
And by the goddamn way, I could shave two fucking hours off this night's commute.
Two fucking hours if I could lay my foot into it.
Now the car's safe at 155 miles an hour.
I'm only asking to go 90.
I'll still shave two fucking hours.
And by the way, I just got done doing a show and paying a shitload in taxes.
Filled up, used the gas.
Drove through the Mickey D's.
We're spending a lot of money here.
Can we get a fucking pass at Mickey D's?
You don't go with Mike Goggins.
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