Christopher Titus
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2,750 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2025
last heard 11 Oct
Christopher Titus’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He's a McNugget hound.
I'm just saying, can I make this point?
If the posted speed limit is 65 miles an hour, but you're in a fog bank...
and you're going 65 miles an hour, you will get a ticket for driving at an unsafe rate of speed.
Sure, it could be 65, but it's pouring outside, and it's foggy, and you're going 65, and that's unsafe.
How about I use your same argument against you, which is there's nobody on the highway, it's a clear night, and I'm driving a fucking...
piece of precision German pussy.
How about I go 90?
I'm sure... Oh, they're always open to that.
So we're going to have to fucking crawl home because we take all our fucking tax dollars and dump them into fucking buying new cruisers and new pussies with fucking radar detectors with an antiquated speed limit.
Yes.
Even the German one.
This car...
is so packed with technology, it'd really be like if somebody said, hey, we have to set a speed limit for biplanes.
And then you go, well, I got a jet.
And they went, I don't care.
That's what the speed limit is.
The same one that Charlie Brown and the Red Baron were flying around in.
The Sopwith Camel.
Yeah.
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