Claire Parker

So it's real money.

Yes.

See, that's the problem with the free press style section is they'll get me as I go.

I don't know that you're wrong.

And then as I'm reading and I go, OK, but we're coming at it from different angles, totally different angles.

Somehow your angle is Israel and my angle is just like power dynamics and the fact that time is fixed.

But yours seems like Zionism.

See, exactly.

Sometimes they get me with a really good point.

As someone who covers a lot of pop culture gossip stuff, I'm like, I need them to actually be fucking for me to have something to talk about.

You know what I mean?

Like if you're a virgin, then what kind of divorce did you go through?

Like, it's just not as interesting for me to talk about your personal life.

I want to watch it through the light of the fact that Shia LaBeouf just was like homophobic in New Orleans.

And now Honey Boy has some texture to it.

Yeah, that's it.

Send it my way.

The most interesting thing about him to me is he secretly has a baby with me at goth.

That could have never happened if he was a virgin.

All roads lead back to J.D.