Clint Roberts

Speaking of Bree, where would I be without Bree?

Probably still working with Sharon.

Bree once got upset with me for reminding people that she has a very hot brother, which she does.

She said it was unfair and that I was suggesting that she was ugly by association.

LAUGHTER

So let me be very clear.

Brie also has a very hot father.

Brie prides herself on her sporting accolades.

She never misses a chance to remind us of the time she had a scholarship to Florida University for softball or her dominance on the soccer field or how good she was at basketball.

We get it, Brie.

You've been gay for a long time.

A long time.

Brie will do almost anything for a deer.

I once challenged her to drink two litres of milk for no reason.

And even though she's lactose intolerant, she did it, proving she would rather shit herself to death than lose a bet.

Brie spent thousands of dollars getting a diagnosis for ADHD recently, which is fucked because she has the attention span of a moth in a lamp shop.

Brie mentally has 14 browser tabs open at all times and one of those tabs is playing music.

Helen fucking Keller could have diagnosed you with ADHD.

Brie has read less books than the entire cast of Love Island.

She gets mad at me when I ask her if she's read certain books.